Just when we were starting to forget Oberyn Martell getting his eyes gouged out by a murdering rapist built like a brick sh*t-house, BuzzFeed has gone and brought to our attention a host of very witty Game of Thrones related puns, in the writing style of trashy British tabloid newspaper The Daily Mail.
With Season 5 looming (it's looming, let me tell you), Game of Thrones fans like myself cannot help but chuckle at this collection of wordplay at its most cheesy. Take a look and see if this tickles you:
I was not ready for the second to last picture. Not ready at all. Prince Oberyn stills? IT'S STILL TOO SOON, DAILY MAIL!