ByJancy Richardson, writer at
To avoid fainting, keep repeating 'It's only a movie...It's only a movie...'
Jancy Richardson

Halloween is a time for scares...and also, as it turns out, a whole lot of weird, demented costumes that will either make you pee yourself laughing, or just shake your head for these people missing out on a horror opportunity.

Check out 7 of the most demented costumes I could find...


One, Two, Freddy's flirtin' with you...

She doesn't even have knife fingers, goddamit!


The wang bone's connected to the pelvic bone...

*ahem* I think you'll find this is not anatomically accurate.


Slender Man Skinsuit

Great idea in theory. It's the inevitable crotch bulge that worries me; that's not really meant to be the reason that Slender Man is scary...


Baby of Confusing Nightmares

If you want to look like the world's most inexplicable NFL mascot, then I guess buy this costume?


Bride of Voorhees?

Remember that great Friday the 13th Sequel - Jason Turns Into A Girl, Is Weirdly Sexy? Nah, thought not.


Melting Face Panda

Maybe this was an early prototype for the rabbit in Donnie Darko...which they changed because it was too odd.


The Most Unnacceptable, WTF Thing You've Ever Seen

I'm done with this, ya hear me? DONE.


What's the most deranged Halloween costume you've ever seen?


Which of these crazy Halloween costumes would you rather wear?

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