ByKarly Rayner, writer at Creators.co
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Karly Rayner

Even something as intrinsically innocent as a Disney coloring book can be corrupted beyond recognition when you drop some particularly twisted minds into the mix.

I know I've said "these Disney images will destroy your childhood before," but now I feel like I might have cried wolf a little bit because these corrupted coloring book offerings are particularly retina burning - and also really, really funny.

Don't believe me? I bet you can't get to the bottom of this list without being shocked!

All below images are from Coloring Book Corruptions

Steak House Mouse

If your rump steak looks a bit tiny, Mickey wants you to know exactly who you're chowing on.

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Well I guess Flynn has been waiting there for quite a while...

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The Princess and the Pooper

Sebastian wasn't lying when he said it was better down where its wetter, Ariel.

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My Little Laser

You don't know my name, I laser this bird as punishment. Simple.

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Gus Guts

He wasn't any good at sewing anyway.

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Beauty and the... Boner?

Ummm, I'm not sure if that's appropriate reading material for children, Belle.

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What?! You Guys Are Related?

Imagine how much of the blue s**t she could cook up with seven nimble fingered helpers!

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No One Flies Like Gaston!

Justice is served.

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Ho-Ho-How the Hell do I Get Out?!

Clearly the power of being the head of the empire makes Mickey above the law.

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It's a Dinglehopper!

...Ummm, I'm pretty sure it's not, Scuttle.

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The Lost Girl

I knew it was more than just jealousy that got this diva so sulky and despondent!

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So, Were You Shocked?

(Source: Coloring Book Corruptions)

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