So, sure, you've seen the movies a hundred times, and you know the books by heart, and you've cosplayed as Tom Bombadil, and proposed to your partner with a super-accurate replica of the One Ring.
But, true-Lord of the Rings fan, have you seen the greatest fire-pit known to man, orc, or elfkind?
Because if not, then you're in for a treat:
That's right, it's a fire pit, crossed with the One Ring.
So like Mount Doom, only much, much smaller.
And less surrounded by hideous hordes of evil.
It's the work of Etsy's BohemianAlpDesigns, and is - sadly - a one-of-a-kind, so you're not likely to be able to get your hands on it any time soon. Unless, of course, you were to email them and see if they'll make you one to order.
After all, it's Etsy, and it's...precious to us...
Doubly so now the Tolkien movies are set to dry up with the release of [The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies](movie:512312)...
What do you guys think? Want one?