ByKarly Rayner, writer at Creators.co
Editor/Senior staff writer | Movie Pilot's celebrity savant.
Karly Rayner

Remember when seeing your teachers at the grocery store was like seeing a rhino walking on it's back legs? These newly uncovered Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers photos have that kind of vibe...

Obviously a lot of serious photoshop trickery went into making the epic posters for this movie, because the unedited studio photos make the cast look like a bunch of very serious larping enthusiasts!

Witness the weirdness in the seriously surreal studio shots below and you'll see exactly what I mean...

Filthy Old Frodo

Elijah Wood is clearly far too famous to wipe his filthy, hairy feet on entry. What a Diva.

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I Know, I'm Confused Too, Sam

Yes Sam, I know there aren't any metal lighting rigs in Middle Earth but just roll with it, okay?

...Or, you could just run. On your marks, set, GO!

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The Stare of the Peregrin

I'm going to assume that the camera assistant is holding a plate of particularly gooey brownies to explain that possessed stare...

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Work It, Aragorn Honey!

Leather tunic: $6,800, from selected outlets across Middle Earth.

I'd be surprised if my sword was bending like that too, man.

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The Look of Legolas

Don't looks so glum, I'm sure the poster will be better.

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Gandalf the Gauche!

THE BOOTS. THE BOOTS.

They're knee height! How have I never noticed this?!

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Don't Get too Excitable, Arwen!

Two outfits, one pose.

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Éomer-Gawd!

I don't like having my photo taken either, hun', but there's no need to overreact...

Poll

Who has the funniest unedited studio portrait?

(Source: Imgur)


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