Ok, with Halloween season just around the corner, I know everyone is excited. To show just how excited I am, for the next month, I will be listing the best horror movie kills (in my opinion). One from each of their series films.
First up, my personal favorite icon Jason Vorhees. From machetes to hot fire pokers, Jason has used a plethora of weapons. From bashing to slicing, he has sure had some awesome death scenes. So, here are a few of my favorites. This excludes Jason Goes To Hell, since this film barely had Jason even in it.
#1 FRIDAY THE 13th Part 2 "Handicapped Headache"
There were not a lot of super awesome deaths in this film. It was pretty easy to pick a favorite. This was a great part of the movie where dude goes outside looking for friends. He then sits, staring out at the rain, when all of a sudden, BAM! Machete to the forehead. That has to suck man really. You can definitely tell Jason just started killing. If this was part 7, Jason would have cut his head in half, with one swing.
Next, this one always made me laugh. The first time I saw this, I had to rewind like 2 or 3 times, just because. You will understand when you see it!
#2 Friday The 13th Part 3 "Eye Popper"
This part is hilarious. Jason just straight picks this dude up off the ground, you think OK he's gonna squish his head. We will hear a crack and that's it. NOPE! Instead, this dudes eye pops straight out, you can tell this is fake now. Back then though, this had to of been awesome, being new anyways. You can tell why I picked this as a Best!
Next up, one scene everyone knows too well! I had a hard time because there was another scene I liked, where Jason kills Crispin Glover. Crispin yells out, looking for the corkscrew. All of a sudden, Jason shoves the corkscrew into his hand. Crispin looks around and instantly gets a butcher knife to the head. Overall, I had no choice but to pick this scene.
#3 Friday The 13th Part 4 "He's Killing Me!"
In this scene, dude is in the basement and gets jumped by Jason. They fight for a second, until Jason overpowers him and begins his wrath. The dude has no choice but to yell out, "He's killing me! He's really killing me!". Now, I don't know if Jason was actually killing this actor, because he straight up sucked. But, this scene always makes me laugh when I see it and deserved the spot as a favorite.
For my fourth choice, there was really only one choice. All the other scenes were normal killing from Jason, nothing epic, nothing memorable.
#4 Friday The 13th Part 5 "Machete Clothesline"
I waited the whole movie for this guy to die. Finally, he decides to ride his dirt bike, round and round, in the yard, screaming out to his momma. As luck would have it, Jason is around the same area, and can't miss the high pitched squeel of this guy. Jason whips out his machete directly in dudes path. The next thing you see is the bike leaving the scene and this annoying guys head fall to the ground. YAY!!! I honestly applauded when this happened.
For the next film, there was not a lot of competition. This was the best choice fair and square!
#5 Friday The 13th Part 6 "Gimme That!"
A company decides it would be a smart idea to do a paintball fight, near camp crystal lake, of all places! BIG MISTAKE! While there were some good death scenes, this one takes the cake. One dude is walking around, slashing everything with his machete. Before he knows it, Jason grabs him by the arm, and swings him into a tree branch, killing him instantly. Jason lifts his arm up, holding the machete, and still attached to the dudes arm. HAHA! At least Jason got his machete back. My favorite part of this scene is, probably when dude hits the tree, falls to the side, and you can see a smiley face in the tree.
#6 Friday The 13th Part 7 "Slumber Party"
This is an epic kill! Jason goes into this girls tent, snatches her up in her sleeping bag, and bashes her up against a tree. YES! LOVE IT! They did a similar thing in Jason X, it did not count as a kill though, since it never actually happened. The one thing I did not like about this scene was, it only took one hit for her to die. Im sorry but, if your gonna do this, at least bash her three or four times, just to make sure. Otherwise, this spot was earned well!
#7 Friday The 13th Part 8 "K.O."
It's perfectly understandable that some people, well, think they can take Jason. Julius was one of those people. This was a no question choice. Julius is on top a building, boxing with JASON?! He starts out so strong, left hook, right hook, uppercut, body shot, body shot. Sadly, it's not enough. Instead, Julius gets tired out and can't throw any more punches. Julius says "Take your best shot, mother fucker". Of course, Jason throws one punch, knocking his head off. Now, the kicker of this scene? His head rolls off the roof and into a trashcan. If that's not enough, the trash lid closes right after. THAT'S AWESOME!
#8 Jason X "Brain Freeze"
This was a bad-ass death scene. Jason X was not one of my favorites but it sure had some cool deaths. One of those deaths was this brutal face freeze. Jason grabs the doctors head, dunks it in some freezy water (that's what i'm calling it), and bashes her head on the counter. This of course made her head shatter into a bunch of pieces. It was a tough decision between this scene and one other. The other scene, was when a martial artist, of course tries to take on Jason. Jason quickly says fuck that and knocks him over the railing. Dude then falls onto a spinning drill spike. Why this almost made the spot? This guys body spins around the screw, all the way down. Still hilarious, every time I see it.
#9 Freddy VS. Jason "Two In One"
I like this scene. Mainly because, Jason steals a victim from Freddy and you get to see the look on his face
That's just priceless! These kids decide to have a huge rave in the middle of a corn field. Well, one girl gets way too drunk, and decides to walk off. Then, she passes out in the field and enters a Freddy dream. In the real world, a glow stick idiot decides, it would be fun to rape her. Well, Jason doesn't take rape too kindly! Freddy captures the girl inside a locker. Then, just as Freddy tries to kill her, he gets a splatter of blood on him instead. Jason had shove a big spear through the rapist and into the girl, killing her as well. TWO IN ONE! Needless to say, Freddy is now pissed.
#10 Friday The 13th (2009) "You can run, but your gonna die."
This already was, one of my favorite Jason movies. They made Jason seem, even more bad-ass, if that were even possible. It was between, this scene and the one where the cop gets it, right in the peephole. Look at that distance. I mean Jason is a beast! This guy runs as fast as he can away from the murderous psycho, which was good thinking. Bad thing is, Jason don't care. Jason grabs an axe and hurls it at this guy, as if it were a throwing knife. BAM! Dude then falls to the ground after being hit. Then, Jason picks him up, turns him around, and body slams him, back to the ground. This was really an awesome scene and deserved the spot for best.
OK, now those are my top choices for Best Kills from each Jason movie, excluding Jason Goes To Hell. Here is a link to my video I made just for this article. I hope you enjoy all the cool death scenes.
Now, I want you to tell me your favorite. Between all these, which was your favorite death?