ByJess O'Kane, writer at Creators.co
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Can you believe it's been 17 years since Titanic?

17 years of lusting after young Leo, marveling at Kate Winslet's perfect everything, and of course, being really really annoyed about the fact that there was definitely room for both of them on that darn float.

Let's set the mood. Hit play on this Celine Dion classic.

Today the universe has graced us with something magical. The Titanic alternate ending has surfaced...and ooooh boy was it worth the wait.

It all starts on board the vessel Keldysh where Brock Lovett (Bill Paxton) and Lizzy Calvert (Lizzy Amis) are reflecting on never finding the Heart of The Ocean, and Brock is for some reason smelling a cigar.

SMELL THE MASCULINITY
SMELL THE MASCULINITY

Then, they spot ol' grandma Rose hoisting herself on the side of the boat and freak out.

STAHP. YOU OLD.
STAHP. YOU OLD.

Cue a tense showdown between an octogenarian and a group of scientists desperate to get the diamond off her.

U CRAY?
U CRAY?

But then she does what she wants anyway because she survived the goddamn Titanic!

LOL SOZ M8
LOL SOZ M8

And then Bill Paxton laughs into the night sky as he realizes the true value of life.

HUEHUEHUE
HUEHUEHUE

Better? Worse?

Watch the whole thing and marvel at what could have been below:

(Source: Buzzfeed)

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