ByKarly Rayner, writer at Creators.co
Editor/Senior staff writer | Movie Pilot's celebrity savant.
Karly Rayner

When it comes to magical childhood movies, Disney never sets a foot wrong. Unfortunately, the same can't be said for merchandise from the happiest place on earth...

But, can you tell the authentic Disney disasters from the knock off nightmares?

Sweep your discerning eye over the sins below and see if you can sort the officially sanctioned perversions from the unholy imitations to find out!

Ho White and the Seven Perves

If even this makes him grumpy, there's no hope for this miserable guy.

Disney Disaster or Knock Off Nightmare?

Disney Disaster! I'll let you decide if the Disney designers are so pure of heart they didn't notice this oversight, or if they are just plain wrong'uns.

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Donald Derp

The one claw machine that you definitely don't want to win...

Disney Disaster or Knock Off Nightmare?

Knock Off Nightmare! Disney has done some weird things, but they probably don't want to scar their target audience for life.

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Filet-O-Flounder

I knew that whinging old fish would fall out of favor...

Disney Disaster or Knock Off Nightmare?

Disney Disaster! There's nothing fishy about this Disney endorsed product.

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Spoiler Alert!

Is this some kind of bizarre psychic premonition?

Disney Disaster or Knock Off Nightmare?

Knock Off Nightmare! Whoever created these clearly knew more about Miley Cyrus' future than she did.

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Pinocchi-NOOOOOOOO!

Not only is it obscene, I'm pretty sure this product totally endorses lying.

Disney Disaster or Knock Off Nightmare?

Knock Off Nightmare! Top points for perversion, though!

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WTF Duck?!

Whoever designed this ride is either a comic genius or someone who's not allowed within 500 feet of a school. You decide!

Disney Disaster or Knock Off Nightmare?

I actually have no idea for this one, but let's hope the latter for the sake of Donald's dignity.

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You've Got a Retina Scarring Childhood Nightmare in me!

Let's face it, there aren't any friends here. Just some rubber faced night terrors with rickets.

Disney Disaster or Knock Off Nightmare?

Knock Off Nightmare! Whoever made this really put the effort in for Buzz and slowly lost interest. I'm so sorry, Jessie.

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Say Goatseeeee!

Remeber when 'goatsee' was assulting our eyes from every dark corner of the internet? Well, apparently Disney doesn't.

Disney Disaster or Knock Off Nightmare?

Disney Disaster! Disney clearly needs a youth advisor...

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Ra-Freak-i

Okay, okay, I know I've featured this one before, but LOOK AT IT! Even the sound of this beast in motion is horrific...

Disney Disaster or Knock Off Nightmare?

Disney Disaster! Scar has nothing on this monster.

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Let's NOT Build a Snowman. Ever Again.

The way they've photoshopped the model out of this costume should be illegal.

Disney Disaster or Knock Off Nightmare?

Disney Disaster! All kids are into soulless, screaming mouth holes, right?

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Beauty's BEAST!

I always knew Belle was missing a certain something, and it turns out that thing was a giant, suckable wang. Who knew!

Disney Disaster or Knock Off Nightmare?

Disney Disaster! This is why you pay your design interns well, Disney!

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