ByKarly Rayner, writer at Creators.co
Movie Pilot's celebrity savant
Karly Rayner

The people who designed these downright demented children's playgrounds are either totally twisted, or in possession of a serious sense of humor!

Who knows what sort of parents let their kids take a spin with Satan, or clamber down the colon of an elephant, but I think I'll take any little ones in my charge to somewhere a little less horrific on their next play date!

You'll totally get what I mean when you hop, skip and jump through the madness below!

The Devil May Care

You're never too young to take your first dance with the devil!

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Just What the Doctor Ordered

I'm not sure if anyone with those lumpen ham fists should be entrusted with a syringe... Let alone one that's as blunt as a spoon and 3 feet long.

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Clown Train Remembers YOU

He might be old, but your image is singed onto his treacherous scarlet retinas forever...Watch out!

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Playground Piss Stream

Because nothing says childhood fun like frolicking through some particularly acrobatic urine.

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NOM NOM NOM

Every Monday at midnight, this beast belches up the bones of those it devoured during the weekend. Fact.

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Draw Me Like One of Your French Girls

What child doesn't love a flash of taint from a creepy old dude with an inexplicably square hat?

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All Aboard the Wang Train!

I would get some cream for that, love.

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Poop Shoot

Why slide down the trunk when you can slip out of the sphincter?

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The Interspecies Centipede

The ultimate hog roast of horror.

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Twelve Jägerbombs Later...

I don't know what this dude's game is, and I don't think he does either.

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Come Little Children...

Come on guys, it's just a colossal warty witch rising from the sand while clutching her unsuspecting victim. Nothing to see here.

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Banana Hammock

It wouldn't be so bad if he weren't so damned happy about it!

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Oh Haiiiiiiiii!

Stoppit, you sassy robot!

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Do You Want to Come and Look at my Pet Bear, Kids?

Satan falls back on tried and trusted methods of child entrapment.

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Depressedocus Rex

Well, that cheered me right up!

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Poll

Would you let your kids play in any of these bizarre playgrounds?

(Source: TV Tropes, Toovia, Distractify, Damn Straight, Tokyo Times)

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