ByKit Simpson Browne, writer at Creators.co
Writer-at-large. Bad jokes aplenty. Can be gently prodded on Twitter at @kitsb1
Kit Simpson Browne

When it comes to Marvel, we all love it, plain and simple.

I mean, how could we not? There's enough awesomeness in a single Iron Man movie to fuel three other non-Marvel franchises - and then there's Cap, Thor, Hulk, the Guardians, Black Widow, Nick Fury, Agent Freakin' Coulson, and so...much...more...

I mean, even Hawkeye would be ridiculously awesome if he was in any other movie series - he only loses bad-ass points 'cause he's surrounded by the world's actual mightiest heroes.

The question, though, is this: You may love Marvel, but are you Marvel for life? Well, if what's below describes you, then you probably are...

For starters...

1. This was your response to that the other day, and all those Phase 3 announcements...

Because the next five years just got exponentially more awesome.

2. Speaking of which, this is what you pictured Marvel's slate announcement doing to DC...

Hulk smash puny Warner Bros.

3. This is exactly who you want to be, or to be with...

Because no-one can match The Black Widow when it comes to being bad-ass.

4. And this is your reaction when someone says Wonder Woman is cooler than her...

I mean, seriously? She's great, and all, but she's no Natasha...

5. This guy just made you actually like raccoons...

Even if they're rummaging through your trash RIGHT NOW.

6. This still sends a shiver down your spine whenever it runs in front of a movie...

Because everything is now officially going to be awesome for the next two and a half hours.

7. Someday, you're DEFINITELY going to Budapest...

Preferably with Jeremy Renner and Scarlett Johansson in tow.

8. This is your response whenever a Marvel movie gets released on DVD...

How else are you going to watch it five times in a row?

9. Along with this, of course...

For your consideration...it's awesome.

10. Though that's got nothing on your response when one gets released at the cinema...

Which is just this, for like a week.

11. Similarly, this is your response to anyone who just doesn't 'get' Marvel movies...

Because seriously, what's not to get?

12. And if they say that Marvel movies are 'just for kids,' then...

Hulk Smash (using polite but firm words...).

13. But, when you meet a fellow Marvel fanatic, your response is always a little like this...

After all, they just get you.

14. Or, if they're cute...

"Hello, I'm the Norse God/Goddess of Thunder, what's your name?"

15. And, if it works out, you know that this is the only way to chow down on your first date...

As in, wearing Iron Man armor and shades. How else?

16. Though you always stay true to your fellow Marvel fanatics, no matter what...

Because that's just what it is to be Marvel for life.

17. And, the biggest clue of all, you secretly kind of think that Hawkeye is actually pretty awesome...

Especially if you've read the Matt Fraction run on his solo comic...

Now, the big question...

Poll

Are you Marvel for life?

via Giphy

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