Dropping the letter of a movie title and creating a screwy plot to match the title is a popular movie game to play with friends. Artist Austin Light took a whole month's worth of such titles culled from submission by reddit users on r/movies to come up with this illustrated gallery of film wackiness.
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In an apocalyptic desert wasteland only one man sells water, and he makes it look sexy as hell.
A bovine pugilist comes out of retirement for one last fight. He loses.
The story of a lonely cashier named Alen who yearns for something more. Something like eating astronauts.
Beauty and the Beat
After a witch turns her best friend into a dope boom box, Belle decides to enter France's Got Talent. She crushes it.
Ryan Gosling plays a mysteriously appealing scuba diving guide who gets mixed up in some shady business. He has like 12 lines the whole movie. He also stomps a shark to death.
When deforestation threatens his home, one feisty bear fights back.
An insufferable teenage fish runs away from home. His father contemplates searching for him.
A young boy finds out who, and what, he is. Magic ensues.
Two dinosaurs set out to prove they're more than just killing machines. Thanks to a loophole in the rules they find a spot on the PGA tour and golf their way to the top of the food chain.
Lord of the Rigs
The story of one man's unhealthy obsession with his truck.
Man on Fir
The pacific northwest version of Tarzan.
A retired professor helps a rugged Canadian work through his aggression as he struggles to uncover his past. Patrick Stewart and Hugh Jackman star.
Mr. and Mrs. Sith
Two Jedi abandon the order for love. Also to shoot lightning from their hands. Because that's cool.
O Bother Where Art Thou
Convicted felon, Winnie, breaks out of jail with the help of his prison mates Tigger and Piglet, and set off on a cross-state journey to find his missing honey pot.
The story of how a police officer works through his PTSD and adjusts to his new robotic implants with the help of the sexy soothing sound of his oboe.
A former astronaut finally wins the blue ribbon award on his 13th chick.
Pretty in Ink
The "gritty" 2014 remake of the 80s classic. It's pretty much the same movie, just with more sick tattoos.
Two mob hit dogs go after a poodle who wrote a slanderous op-ed about their boss.
Ethan Hawke and Denzel Washington play two narcotics officers who play hookie and spend a rainy day inside playing board games and drinking cocoa.
One red-haired Scottish girl. One dance floor. One unforgettable night.
A disgruntled government employee builds a robo suit in his garage to help him stop the government he works for from getting any more work done.
A thief with a penchant for masks keeps getting caught in the act.
Star Wars: A New Hoe
A farm boy, who apparently farms sand, fulfills his destiny and becomes the first farmer to do the kessel run in 12 parsecs.
A boy finds a jewelry clad alien who speaks exclusively in aggressive yet well-meaning catchphrases.
Liam Neeson stars in this Groundhog Day inspired movie about an actor cast in a series of nearly identical action movies. How many takes until he's free?
The Fat and the Furious
After a bunch of thugs steal his sweet car, Jerry spirals into a vicious rage eating depression. He gets super ripped for the sequel though.
The Princess and the Fro
A waitress goes natural and rocks a fro. Later she becomes a princess for some reason.
The Princess Ride
After years apart two lovers are reunited, only to discover neither loves what the other has become. Produced by Adam Sandler.
Twilight: New Moo
A young man tries to win a girl's heart with his new found bovine transformation skill. It doesn't go his way.
A pregnant teen climbs to the top of the Uno rec league championship tournament.