ByKit Simpson Browne, writer at
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Now we all know that Batman's made a name for himself as a superhero - but it seems that he's got a bad habit of stealing on the side.

Or, at least, Ben Affleck, who's now set to play the hero, once, it seems, stole the heart of a former paramour - and then promptly broke it.

What's more - that heart belonged to widely known pop, acting and judging sensation Jennifer Lopez, the artist formerly (and forever) known as JLo.

As she put it, while speaking to Today:

“It [Her break-up with Affleck] was probably my first big heartbreak, and to have one of my best friends [Marc Anthony] who I’d known for years who I actually love and did have chemistry with come into my life and say, ‘I’m here.’ What you need to know is, nobody can save you or heal you. Only you can do that for you.”
Gigli can also not save or heal you.
Gigli can also not save or heal you.

Which is really sad and all - and obviously the pain of heartbreak is an awful thing for anyone to experience - but y'know who I feel for right now?

JLo's two ex-husbands, who she was married to before she dated Affleck.

I mean, if I was Ojani Noa or Cris Judd right now - to say nothing of P.Diddy - I'd feel pretty darned terrible about myself.

And, in fact, I'd imagine Ben Affleck wouldn't feel too great about those comments either. I mean, "who I actually love and did have chemistry with" about Marc Anthony?

That's cold, Ms. Lopez. That's stone cold.

I mean, awesomely so, but still...


What do you guys think? Is JLo being a little harsh on her former partners?

via Dlisted


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