It was 2007. Sonic the Hedgehog, the greatest video game speedster, was given a chance to go to the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, for some weird and unknown reason. Around Christmas of that year, Harry Potter did a magic trick that accidentally fused Sonic's body with Mr. Potter's body! In 2008, Sonic Potter, as he was called at the time, went on a very famous cruise liner to the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!!! Sonic Potter learned of Barack Obama's race for the presidency in time for the 2008 election, and he decided to use his magic wand to fuse with Barack Obama. However, Harry Potter's typical charm and personality became even more powerful when Obama was fused within him. In November, Sonic Potter, as he was still called, won the election, defeating Republican candidate John McCain by a landslide. It was a great success.
During the 2012 election, President Potter and Republican candidate/former Massachusetts governor Mitt Romney were stuck into a portal that led them to the same timeline and location of the 1980 Roger Corman cult classic Battle Beyond the Stars, which was described by some as a blatant rip-off of Star Wars, on the planet Akir. Akir was at peace after the evil Lord Sador's attack, but then a giant rip-off of Cosmo Kramer, wearing a Noh drama mask, began a mass pirating of the planet, and Mitt Romney and President Potter both defeated the Kramer rip-off with the magical power of Captain Beefheart's 1969 magnum opus Trout Mask Replica.
President Potter's and Mitt Romney's sudden friendship had led the country to have exactly TWO presidents in office! President Potter went to a summit in the Republic of Molossia, a micronation located near Dayton, Nevada, that was led by President Kevin Baugh. During the summit, President Baugh asked President Potter if he would officially recognize Molossia as a country, and this led President Potter to pass a bill that would recognize the Republic of Molossia as a country, making Kevin Baugh a "D-List Celebrity" in the process.
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