ByMarlon McDonald, writer at Creators.co
Umm... are you going to drink that Skooma?
Marlon McDonald

(Note: Some of the material below is potentially NSFW and deals with issues some people might find disturbing).

Second Life was set up as digital wonderland where you, user, could log in to the service and slip out of the skin of the real and become whoever you wanted to be - be that younger, a different sex or animal, in a Utopian surrounding. Think...a more, erm, realistic The Sims. But, naturally, serenity would give way to pleasures of the flesh with...

Strip Clubs!

And Pixelated Prostitution!

Second Life user Alderson
Second Life user Alderson

(via Wired)

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I have collated a few choice and bizarre stories to come out of the online realm that is Second Life - the sleazy cousin to The-squeaky-clean-Sims. Watch out now, some ham and eggs coming at cha!

$50k For Online Titillation?!

As I mentioned earlier, the creation tool in Second Life is incredibly detailed. You can control your avatar's appearance, animation and...your genitalia's size and actions, amongst other things.

Kevin Alderman, Second Life famous as Stroker Serpentine, went one better and earned $50k from recreating Amsterdam within the game and later selling it to a Dutch investment company!

The digital recreation came complete with sex shops - selling the finest sex toys for your avatar, sexy nightclubs and, naturally, prostitutes offering coitus for lindens. Remember, none of this is real.

Digi-pimp
Digi-pimp

(via The Alphaville Herald)

Alderman, sorry, Stroker Serpentine also earned loads more money from creating saucy animations. Named Stroker Serpentine Sexgen Animation Set, these animations allowed other avatars to get it on in Second Life with a vast variety of methods and positions. Public service hero?

If you go down to the woods today...
If you go down to the woods today...

Virtual Voodoo Rape

A Belgian user's avatar was coerced into performing sexually explicit behavior by a "voodoo doll" - a piece of code that can manifest itself as an every day object like a pen or a cup, that, when touched, diverts control of your avatar to another user.

One for the Smoothskins
One for the Smoothskins

BDSM clubs in Second Life have a thriving "voodoo doll" scene, where submissive avatars will wear scripted collars and, with consent from the sub, the dominant avatar will use the other to their own desires.

Dead or alive you're cumming with me.
Dead or alive you're cumming with me.

Apparently the Belgian prosecutor asked detectives from the Federal Computer Crime Unit to delve inside Second Life to investigate the "virtual rape". To the rabbit hole!

Attack Of The Flying Penises

During an interview with CNET undertaken entirely on Second Life, online celebrity Anshe Chung, the web's first virtual millionaire, was griefed by a multitude of flying pink penises that bombarded the stage, eventually crashing Second Life! Check out the footage below.

That's pretty funny to be honest.

Unicorn Babies

Second Life is home to many subcultures of fetish found IRL. Furries and Vorarephilia being a few which blew my mind. But a new underground culture has been making waves in SL: birthing baby Unicorns.

How cute!
How cute!

(via The Alphaville Herald)

You, lucky user, could be the parent of your very own Unicorn baby in the world sim! Interested? Well, you're gonna have to sex a Unicorn for it! No pressure, no problem.

"I take it back, I choose Cat!!"
"I take it back, I choose Cat!!"

(via The Alphaville Herald)

There are different types of creatures ready to impregnate your avatar in the sim, including The Nightmare (a big, black horse), a giant Spider (aiiight...) and some kind of ultra-mega-wasp hybrid thing called Xen...

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(via The Alphaville Herald)

All these mythical beasties can be found in a place named Sensual Stoneworks and they don't exactly operate a dinner date courting system. They basically grab your avatar and molest it. Who said romance was dead? Your avatar probably did after giving birth to larvae.

Second Life - a proper sandbox of madness and debauchery. I probably would give it a go myself but, you know, I need to catch up with 30 Rock...

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