ByConnor Hair, writer at Creators.co
I'm a Whovian, a Marvelonion, and a DC... fan.
Connor Hair

So, either you're interested in this topic, you like the picture, or you have nothing else to do. I have answers for all of those. If you're interested in this topic, you might as well skip the next two reasons and read the article. If you like the picture, then search "Batman vs Spiderman" on Google/Bing. If you have nothing else to do, go on YouTube and search "BBC 10 hours of paint drying". That should keep you occupied. Anyways, onward to the battles! Note: These are just opinions. These opinions are not who I'd want to win, it's who I think WOULD win. Keep this in mind.

Deadpool VS Deathstroke

Oh my gosh yes.
Oh my gosh yes.

Personally, I've been thinking about this battle for a long time. This battle wouldn't be as easy as just saying, "psshhh Deadpool wins because he has cooler stuff." Well, lets look at the abilities of both of them.

Deadpool:

  • Jokes around a lot, so that can get in the way
  • Teleports!
  • Has tons of swords/guns
  • Has regenerative abilities
  • Very comedic
  • Very Athletic
  • Good at fighting/combat in general
  • Can literally take his head on and off WITHOUT dying

Deathstroke:

  • Has tons of swords/guns
  • Has Healing abilities
  • Super athletic
  • Great at fighting/combat in general
  • Has very good aim

Winner: Deadpool!

Deadpool wins. He breaks the fourth wall all the time. Thanks to everyone who helped me see the light. Deathstroke is a joke to this guy.

Joker VS Green Goblin

Both laughing lunatics!
Both laughing lunatics!

Well, If you're a comic fan, both of these lunatics' powers are pretty straight up. In a nutshell, their only powers are:

Joker:

  • Does joke around, so that can get in the way
  • Laughing gas
  • Chattering teeth
  • Athletic
  • That random bazooka from Injustice: Gods Among Us
  • The orange/green/yellow/purple flower on his jacket that sprays acid
  • That horrible, horrible, laugh

Green Goblin:

  • Pumpkin bombs
  • Laughing gas
  • The Glider
  • Anything in his bag
  • That horrible, horrible, laugh

Winner: Joker

Again, you may be thinking "you're insane, honestly. Green Goblin easily throws a pumpkin bomb and Joker dies. End of story." Well, I did say thqt Joker is athletic, so if Green Goblin were to throw a bomb, then Joker could either throw it back, or dodge it. Joker has a bazooka, so he could shoot off Green Goblin's glider, and Green Goblin would fall, because he'd be in the air if he was on his glider, then he'd either fall to his death, or Joker could use the flower to wreck his body in acid, or use the bazooka again. As some of you put it: End of story.

Approved.
Approved.

Black Cat VS Catwoman

"I WANT DA CATFOOOOD"
"I WANT DA CATFOOOOD"

If you were a comic fan, you knew this was coming. Their Abilities (they aren't superhuman) are pretty self explanatory, except Catwoman has a whip. But let's skip the whole list thing. I'd have to go with...

Winner: Tie

The odds are pretty even I'd say. They'd probably beat each other up, then just leave before they get beaten to death.

Justice League VS Avengers

Who'd Win?
Who'd Win?

Okay, before I say anything else, the picture above shows the comic-avengers. I mean the Movie Avengers VS Justice League. Hulk, Black Widow, Hawkeye, etc.

Let's Look at the odds:

Avengers:

  • Hulk - HULK SMASH PUNY BAT!
  • Iron Man - Good against a flying attack more than ground, so he could easily take on Green Lantern, Superman, Wonder Woman, etc
  • Thor - Good against Superman because he can call Odin, go find Kryptonite, and attack Superman with it
  • Hawkeye - To me, he'd be good against Aquaman, because he can shoot the sea life he brings to the fight. Sharks, fish, whales and Aqua-Men
  • Black Widow - Probably good against Batman, Martian Manhunter, Flash, and Possibly Green lantern.
  • Captain America - Good against them all

Justice League:

  • Superman - Good against everyone
  • Flash - Probably good against Thor, or Hulk
  • Martian Manhunter - He'd be there to just help the people who don't have the upper hand at the moment
  • Wonder Woman - Good against Hulk, Iron-Man, Thor, and Hawkeye I bet.
  • Green Lantern - Main Target: Hulk or Thor
  • Aquaman - Probably good against all the more melee fighters
  • Batman - He's Batman, what can I say?!

Winner: Justice League

SUPERMAAAAAAAAAN!

Batman VS Spider-Man

You knew this was coming
You knew this was coming

You knew this was coming. You knew it! This battle has to be the most anticipated, most imagined battle EVER THOUGHT OF. I know why. This battle is very, very close. Depending on the setting, the surroundings, where they are, and why they're fighting - could change the whole result. The powers are pretty well known, Spider-Man has webs, can stick to walls, is super fast, and has Spider-Sense. Batman has: A lot of gadgets, the gift of stealth, element of surprise, and bats.

Winner: Spider-Man

Yes. The winner, let me say is a close one but... is Spider-Man. Batman is all about stealth most of the time, except Spider-Man has Spider-Sense, making Batman's category utterly useless. Batman has gadgets though, right? Well, Spider-Man has webs. He can either dodge them, or use them as his own by throwing them back. The winner is Spider-Man!

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