Today, I'm going to talk about the devious world of knock-off superhero products, taking you to the extremely cheesy corners of this world in the products that I would call the worst EVER! I've already covered some a while ago, but these are the ones that I didn't have a chance to cover. Anyways, here we go!
The Batman Backpack (THE ONE THAT HAS SUPERMAN ON IT!) (see image above)
First on the list is a backpack that has the Batman logo, when it only has Superman on it! To be honest, when I was a little kid, I literally though Batman could fly and would also have superpowers (the song "The UFO" by the Finnish 60's band Topmost almost had something similar being said at the beginning of the song; "Look! Up in the sky! What is it? Is it Lucy? Is it BATMAN?). In a separate article, I've covered the Harry Potter/Barack Obama/Sonic the Hedgehog backpack, so feel free to check that one out, too.
The Package Lies (look at the top left corner)
This Superman toy claims its "officially licensed", but its a terrible knock-off that is tricking people into buying illegal crap.
Batman is not frickin' Spider-Man! Read it for yourself!
This is a really bad example of Engrish that you'll ever see in your entire life.
Marvel is owned by Disney, but this is not an officially licensed Disney product.....
This is what happens if Star Command had aligned itself with S.H.I.E.L.D.! Also, did the company that made this toy believe that Buzz Lightyear and Iron Man are the same person, and did they also think that Emperor Zurg and Thanos are the same person, too?
Batman is also not Tony Hawk!
If Bruce Wayne became a pro-skateboarder, then that means Robin was Rob Dyrdek the whole time! Alfred was also Max Headroom at one point in the 1996 Batman & Robin movie.
Not the Sense of Right Alliance!
What were they thinking? Mr. Incredible never carried a gun, neither did the Hulk (or did he? Not sure!)! Also, Batman is not owned by Disney, unlike Marvel and The Incredibles, which is a Pixar film.
A Greek TMNT knock-off.....
Yep! This toy comes from Greece, and Rafael had finally killed Shredder.......with some water, of course!
I'm allergic to horses! Not kidding on this one!
Batman is the Dark Knight, but he wouldn't ride a horse until the Dark Knight Returns comic.