Oh Ubisoft, what have you made? It seems that in the rush to throw out Assassin's Creed Unity in the time for holiday season, the company shaved off a month or more of work on fixing the countless glitches in this world. I for one have long since lost any interest in the AC games along with their recycled story-lines and game mechanics, but this is madness (and hilarious)!
Let's take a look at the craziest glitches in AC Unity and other Assassin's Creed titles!
Crazy Glitches from Assassin's Creed Unity
Ladies and gentleman, allow me to introduce to you, the Floor Monster!
This benevolent creature doesn't like fighting so much, instead, upon being confronted by guards, as you see above, the being likes to retreat inside the floor and eventually inside itself. Its limbs are extremely flexible and its entire WTF-like movements are a great defence mechanism against the now dumbfounded enemies.
Next up, we have our faceless protagonists!
During moments of increasing tenderness, Ubisoft likes to remind gamers that we are all in fact just walking masses of bones and muscle, with these weird looking gums, teeth and eyes. They don't leave this to subtlety, god no! They enjoy stripping away the faces of their characters to reveal the true beauty inside...yeah.
Like all of us, our protagonist, Arno, enjoys a good laugh. He likes to continually run on the spot in order to change up the boring old Assassin's Creed mechanics. Why climb up a building when you can just...not move? Where does he do this you ask? Why, anywhere you can imagine! The man can even do it while suspended in the air, and he's also shown other people how to do it too!
People passing by were inspired by Arno's movements, and this particular pair thought they'd show him what they'd learned!
Surely this is it? Surely that aren't any more of these phenomenons in the Assassin's Creed Unity world, you ask? Oh but there are, and don't call me Surely! When life gets you down, you often feel like just taking a break. You'll be walking along the street and you suddenly feel the desire to take a seat, or simply allow your legs to disappear and...wait what?
This poor woman just gave up on life. It's too hard to try and be a beautiful and respectful woman in Revolutionary Paris, she's had it. Can't really blame her, can you? But that's not all that's rebelling against this world, oh no! Even people's HAIR has had enough of Ubisoft's poor design. In order to protest its placement in society, it likes to lash out at other people!
Talk about letting your hair down, check out the real reason why Arno ties his hair back! Not because of any desire to look good or any of that, he actually appears to be possessed! What happens after this image is shocking, you don't want to know what the hair does to the man in the foreground...
Well, that just about wraps it up here folks! Oh come on Ken, I was enjoying these!! I know, they're pretty hilarious right? Oh alright, I'll take a quick look at some other AC games, but then I gotta go okay? Alright....
Okay, let's take a look at a man who loved Harry Potter more than any of us! That's right, he went there. He actually studied magic to the extent that he could even take Harry on in a Quidditch match!
Yes, this dear sailor figured out a new way to navigate the sea, luckily this pirate spotted him with his image capturing scope. You can imagine how much of a hit he was when he pulled up to the next port! But I think this next guy had some real news. It's one thing to learn magic, but to meet a famous character from the bible in modern day?!?!
Well people, that's it from me! If you want to check out another article I would highly recommend this one on Pokemon that are based off of real-life myths and they are seriously creepy. Or don't, you know, whatever...Till next time!!
...Oh alright, one video for you! 1.15 on is hilarious!!!!