Did you enjoy that super-long title? I hope you enjoyed that super-long title. That, my friends, is what happens when a burning desire to make a nerdy reference to the show meets it being 2:23 the day before Thanksgiving. See? MAGIC.
Get ready to dust off those fanfic stories that you wrote as a kid, X-Files fans, because now you can physically act out all those Mulder/Scully shipping fantasies you've always harbored. Funko has officially added The X-Files to both their Wacky Wobbler and Pop! lines.
The Pop! line features Mulder, Scully, the Cigarette Smoking Man, and an alien.
And the (arguably more realistic-looking) Wacky Wobbler line has just Mulder and Scully now, but more may be added later.
If you were like me, then you inwardly screamed (or, okay, outwardly, scaring your coworkers in the process) when David Duchovny announced earlier this year that [X-Files 3](movie:559565) is possible "until one of us dies," if only to wash the memories of the second movie and show after it jumped the shark out of our minds.
But until either of those scenarios happen, you can tide yourself over by buying all these Funko toys. And then you can script little X-Files movies for them to act out, because you just know that Mulder and Scully would have finally declared their love for one another if only the last two seasons hadn't gone completely down the tubes, dammit.
Er...ahem. As I was saying. You can buy the toys in February directly from the Funko site. Happy shopping!