ByJancy Richardson, writer at
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Jancy Richardson

Imagine, if you can bear it, what the wizarding world would be like if Voldemort had won. Muggle-borns would be exterminated in droves, and the actual Muggle community would suffer untold hardships.

Tumblr has envisioned such a world, and created these dark 'Wanted' posters of Voldemort's public enemies...

Harry Potter

Although, to nitpick a little, the prophecy said that Voldemort could only live if the one with the power to vanquish him died... so Harry would have to be dead if Voldemort had won? Or maybe Voldemort would pretend Harry was still alive to keep his underlings afraid...

Hermione Granger

Yeah, if anyone could work a mugshot, it'd be Emma Watson...

Ron Weasley

I like that Hermione's bounty is 3,000 Galleons more than Ron's. I'm not sure who set these figures, but I guess that Voldemort is crazy and probably doesn't have any Goblin accountants working for him that aren't afraid to tell him so.

Draco Malfoy

Draco's bounty is higher than anyone other than Harry's - I suppose there's no enemy like a turncoat for knowing all of your dodgy secrets... Also, I need to go on vacation to 'Wizarding Avignon' already.

Ginny Weasley

Is it really worth capturing Ginny - whose birth name should be written 'Ginevra'? I mean, imagine how much vengeful Mrs. Weasley you're gonna have on your ass...

Luna Lovegood

Just lure her out of hiding with Nargles, Tom.

Neville Longbottom

At least Voldemort's PR team were kind enough to use a photo of sexy Neville, rather than dweeby younger Neville.

The Propaganda Posters

Good use of the militaristic typeface here - J.K. Rowling has made pretty clear parallels between Voldemort's obsession with so-called 'blood purity' and other real world regimes.

Lucius Malfoy

Every time I see stuff about Lucius Malfoy it makes me laugh to think about how people often mis-spell his name as 'Luscious' (although that sweeping blond mane is, indeed, rather luscious).

Narcissa Malfoy

Except we know that, given the choice between her son and her politics, Narcissa goes full Mother Hen all the way...

The Death Eaters

I'm sure Bellatrix Lestrange would love to volunteer to star in a number of Voldemort-sanctified propaganda posters, possibly cackling wildly, whippin' her hair back and forth and riding a Nundu...


Does part of you secretly wish Voldemort had won?

Source: Tumblr via Trendhunter


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