Who's ready for an all out action-packed, over-the-top Presidents of the United States movie?! I am!
What's that? I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am!
As we express our gratitude, we must never forget that aliens SUCK!
In the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's how much of a badass you were in your years.
He's not a president, but he makes it rain in the clubs!
Do you want to know who you are? Don't ask. Because you're already dead!
The most terrifying words in the English language are: I have a pet man-eating Velociraptor.
If you want to make beautiful music, you must use the intestines of your fallen enemies as violin strings.
I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky. I actually banged all of your wives, holla at me!
Haters gonna hate.
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