ByEvan Lee, writer at Creators.co
"A day without laughter is a day wasted." -Charlie Chaplin .
Evan Lee

Who's ready for an all out action-packed, over-the-top Presidents of the United States movie?! I am!

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'MURICA!!!!

George Washington The Zombie Hunter
George Washington The Zombie Hunter

What's that? I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am!

Teddy Roosevelt Slayer of Bigfoot
Teddy Roosevelt Slayer of Bigfoot

As we express our gratitude, we must never forget that aliens SUCK!

John F. Kennedy The Alien Hunter
John F. Kennedy The Alien Hunter

In the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's how much of a badass you were in your years.

Abraham Lincoln, Beast Master
Abraham Lincoln, Beast Master

He's not a president, but he makes it rain in the clubs!

Benjamin Franklin, Emperor of Electricity
Benjamin Franklin, Emperor of Electricity

Do you want to know who you are? Don't ask. Because you're already dead!

Thomas Jefferson, Ambassador of Slap A Hoe
Thomas Jefferson, Ambassador of Slap A Hoe

The most terrifying words in the English language are: I have a pet man-eating Velociraptor.

Ronald Reagan, Lord of the Raptors
Ronald Reagan, Lord of the Raptors

If you want to make beautiful music, you must use the intestines of your fallen enemies as violin strings.

Richard Nixon, Fists of Fury
Richard Nixon, Fists of Fury

I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky. I actually banged all of your wives, holla at me!

Bill Clinton The Lady Killer
Bill Clinton The Lady Killer

Haters gonna hate.

Barack Obama The Immortal
Barack Obama The Immortal

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