ByKarly Rayner, writer at
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Karly Rayner

50 Shades of Grey fans know that there are more than fifty shades of perversion in the sizzling erotic novel, but one of the reasons why the film was granted an R-rating is pretty unexpected.

The conservative and stuffy Motion Picture Association of America obviously cited the “Strong sexual content" as a reason for the adult rating, but if you look closely, another justification for stamping the movie R is "unusual behavior."

So, sorry to the millions of S&M enthusiasts out there, but the MPAA has official stamped you as degenerate weirdos. It's all just so depressingly backward...

While some of the reasons for the [Fifty Shades of Grey](movie:391697) R-rating might be a bit of a downer, this news is also reason to rejoice, because we will get see almost every inch of the delectable Christian Grey!

Although this rating means fans will almost certainly be getting enough erotic action to be well and truly sated, there are still plenty of saucy scenes from the novel that are way too rude to ever be granted access to the silver screen.

So, let's take a a gleeful romp through the naughtiest Fifty Shades filth and remind ourselves of the delicious dirt no censor will allow us to feast on...

Pervy Popsicle

Probably not the most refreshing popsicle, but worth a little lick...

I pull him deeper into my mouth so I can feel him at the back of my throat and then to the front again. My tongue swirls around the end. He’s my very own Christian Grey-flavored popsicle. I suck harder and harder … Hmm … My inner goddess is doing the merengue with some salsa moves.

Orgasmic Odyssey

Now that's my idea of an erotic massage...

He leans down and kisses me, his fingers still moving rhythmically inside me, his thumb circling and pressing. His other hand scoops my hair off my head and holds my head in place. His tongue mirrors the actions of his fingers, claiming me. My legs begin to stiffen as I push against his hand. He gentles his hand, so I’m brought back from the brink ... I come instantly again and again, falling apart beneath him … then I’m building again … I climax anew, calling out his name

Baby Oiled Buttocks

I don't know why Ana is thinking of makeup remover at a time like this...

Sitting beside me, he gently pulls my sweatpants down. Up and down like a whores’ drawers, my subconscious remarks bitterly. In my head, I tell her where to go. Christian squirts baby oil into his hand and then rubs my behind with careful tenderness—from makeup remover to soothing balm for a spanked ass, who would have thought it was such a versatile liquid

Solo Exploration

There's no need to be embarrassed, Ana.

Show me how you pleasure yourself … Keep still … We’re going to have to work on keeping you still, baby … Let’s see if we can make you come like this … You’re so deliciously wet. God, I want you … I’m going to fuck you now, Miss Steele … Hard ... Come for me, Ana


Are you pleased 50 Shades of Grey got an R rating!

(Source: MTV and The Daily Beast)


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