I have very little to complain about when it comes to the Star Wars franchise, excluding, of course, episodes I - III which I choose to pretend never happened. While I find the films to be damn near perfect, it turns out I had been missing out on fully comprehending some of the most crucial dialogue in the whole series!
Lucky for us, Eclectic Method has made a video that shows us what R2 has been thinking this whole time. I had no idea that you had so much to say. But now that I know what's going on in that domed head of yours, I've come to love you even more.
Now let's take a look at some of R2's sassiest moments from the video:
R2-D2 doesn't take anyone's crap. Especially not from Luke.
Sure, Luke, your Midi-chlorians levels might be off the charts, but you can still be kind of dumb sometimes. Who else would point that out to you other than your favorite R2 unit?
C'mon C-3PO, you know that R2 has been carrying your relationship for years now. Just trust him.
Sorry, Anakin. You may have been R2's partner for a long time, but not even that makes you safe from his sassy wrath.
Ugh, Anakin! You know that stairs are tricky for R2-D2. I mean, he can waddle down but it just takes a long time. Also, let's just note that if everyone had listened to him in this last image, they might have saved a lot of time and lives.
Now I can only hope that BB-8 will share some of R2-D2's awesomely brutal honesty in beeping form.
Which other Star Wars character would you like to see have a hilarious subtitled conversation with R2-D2?
(Via: Facebook, Eclectic Method)