When you've been collecting dinglehoppers and thingamabobs for as long as Ariel, I guess it's only a matter of time before some real life human clothes drift to the bottom of the sea and you feel the urge to experiment.
But who would be drunk enough to be on a ship throwing their clothing overboard you ask? Pirates of course!
Model Mistress Zelda has imagined an Ariel who got cold feet when it came to shacking up with Prince Eric and instead decided that the pirate life of adventurous pillaging was for her.
Everyone, meet Arrrrrrr-iel!
Avast Yer Bath!
Do pirate ships really have bathtubs?! Judging from the unruly appearance of pirates in movies I'm going to go for a no.
Seeing as mermaids are always trying to lure sailors to their deaths, I'd hide those scales if I were you Ariel...
Dead Man's Chest
I'm pretty impressed Ariel has mastered the art of heels after just sprouting feet. She's doing better than me!
Darling It's Better Down Where It's Wetter
Is it just me, or does it seem like Arrrrrrr-iel is pretty gagging to get back in the water again? It's okay to change your mind, honey!