ByDave Conley, writer at
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Dave Conley

To me, the real star of Independence Day was Randy Quaid. I'm sure Randy Quaid raised an eyebrow when he tried to expose the Illuminati "Star Whackers" a few years ago, but...

He's still pissed
He's still pissed

Yes, he was my favorite part of ID4, I actually teared up when he showed Will Smith how it was done. Of course some folks may think he's not as good looking as his brother Dennis but he is a lot funnier.

Who can forget Cousin Eddie from the Vacation movies?

That was funny stuff, but things got serious for Quaid a few years back when he decided to skip bail and hide out in Canada, because he feared for his life from the "Illuminati Star Whackers."

Now he's got a new video shot on location at his secret lair in Vancouver. He's still pissed and he's out to expose the TMZ police and perform sex acts on Rupert Murdoch (talk about unnatural)...

This video is NSFW.

I guess this is what happens when you get snowed in!

This is the best stuff he's done since Brokeback Mountain! I really hope Mr. Quaid survives all of this and maybe the Illuminati will let him have a cameo in the upcoming Independence Day sequel.


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