ByKarly Rayner, writer at
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Karly Rayner

Some people say the Grammys are meant to about music, but everyone knows the gossip is where it's at.

So, take out your best outlandish wig, get your most controversial opinions ready to shout into any unsuspecting ear that will listen and let's do The Grammys 2015. If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

Madonna's Burlesque Butt

Madonna whipped out her 56-year-old buttocks on the red carpet and taught us ignoramuses that a push-up butt bra is totally a thing.

Kanye Kanyes Out, Again

Kanye, being the insatiable attention vacuum that he is, popped up on stage when Beck beat Beyonce to the Album of the Year award. Prince was not best pleased about this:

Bow down to the Prince of side eye, bitches.
Bow down to the Prince of side eye, bitches.

Yes, yes I know it was a joke. It just wasn't a particularly funny one.

Kim Tried to Stand by Her Man...

Alas, smiling convincingly during a mad rant about how the Grammys are "disrespectful to inspiration" is way beyond Kim's acting capabilities.

Kanye, who clearly hasn't ever heard of Beck (who can play over 10 instruments and writes all his own music) delivered this magnum opus of twattery:

The Grammys, if they want real artists to come back, they need to stop playing with us. We ain't gonna play with them no more. Flawless, Beyoncé video, and Beck needs to respect artistry and he should have given his award to Beyoncé.
And at this point, we tired of it because what happens is, when you keep on diminishing art, and not respecting the craft, and smacking people in the face after they deliver monumental feats of music, you're disrespectful to inspiration. And we as musicians have to inspire people who go to work every day and they listen to that Beyoncé album, they feel like it takes them to another place, then they do this whole promotional event that, they'll run the music over somebody's speech, the artist, because they wanted commercial advertising.

...And Was Awarded by the Celestial Powers for Her Efforts

Kim K was deemed worthy enough to stand next to Beyonce for the first time since 2012. YASSSSSSS!

Pharrell Wasn't Happy

Pharrell gave the second best stank eye of the night when he was perilously seated next to a wildly flailing Taylor Swift.

Eggy Azelia

AC/DC Proved Their Age

You probably did too many drugs back in the day when you can't remember your own song...

Rihanna: Visible From Space

Rihanna wore more clothes than she has worn in the past year at once and she was totally the Great Wall of China of the event!

(Source: Buzzfeed, Dlisted, Twitchy)


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