So, you're in the coffee shop and you've got all your props laid out. You've ordered your fair trade chai latte to show you care about the world, you're busy reading Al Jazeera to show you have an alternative taste in media reporting, your guitar case is sitting next you, and you've conveniently left your copy of Phillip Larkin poetry in plain sight. Nice.
Surely any slightly artsy, intelligent and interesting person who sees this collection of objects is going to fall for you immediately. But wait, there's a problem. You also want to communicate that you have an appreciation for sophisticated cinema and old school metal. But how do you do that? Well, with these rather awesome T-shirts, that's how.
Cinemetal T-Shirts are your one stop shop which combines the names of world famous and revered directors with world famous and revered rock and metal bands (and Kraftwerk).
Béla Tarr - Black Flag
John Carpenter - The Carpenters
Brian DePalma - Def Leppard
Werner Herzog - Danzig
Martin Scorsese - Scorpion
Yasujirō Ozu - Ozzy Osbourne
Lars Von Trier - Van Halen
This isn't the entire collection, with directors such as Pedro Almodóvar, Ingmar Bergman and Alejandro Jodorowsky also represented.
For the most part, each shirt is $25, with a few selected ones pricing from $15. All-in-all, this seems like a pretty reasonable price to combine two of your loves on your chest. Currently, all the shirts are men's cuts, however due to high demand Cinemetal will be introducing women's cuts throughout the year.
Too see more, make sure to head over to their website.