Have you been overly saturated with [Fifty Shades of Grey](movie:391697) yet?
Don't be silly, of course you haven't! And even if you are feeling fill to burst on the BDSM-lite story, that pain can be good for you, as Anastasia Steele has taught us. So strap in, lay back, and enjoy the latest Fifty Shades-inspired internet sensation.
Over at Distractify, Alex Scola has created my favorite meme of the week: scenes from Spongebob Squarepants with Fifty Shades of Grey quotes on top. Unlike shackling yourself to a bed for a night with Christian Grey, these are satisfying AND simple.
Of course, we've already seen how well these two separate worlds can fit together in a parody poster promoting [SpongeBob Squarepants: Sponge Out of Water](movie:575700).
But that poster doesn't even come close to brilliance of this creative combo. Here are some of my favorites, but head on over to Distractify to see even more Fifty Shades of Yellow.
The submissive sponge
The resemblance here is truly uncanny. Dakota Johnson better be watching her back lest she be replaced in the sequel by this absorbent up-and-comer.
Squidward is our collective inner goddess
You know he's thinking, "Oh, my aching tenacles," after this routine.
Full of Ben Wa Balls
This makes me happy, happy these exist.
Magic Pat XXL
And no prude, either. He's going to wear those panties, goddammit!
You have to kiss a lot of frogs before you find your sponge
This is the only appropriate face to make when someone is RIPPING through your virginity. And I thought Sandy was brutal.
Handsome Squidward IS Christian Grey
Please rethink your casting choices, Sam Taylor-Johnson.
Why you so thirsty
He doesn't just want, he NEEDS it!
See even more of this amazing crossover over at Alex Scola's post. You know you'll like it.
Which Fifty Shades of Yellow entry is your favorite?