ByPatrick Leland Trujillo, writer at

I want to start out by saying that prostitution is not something I condone nor think, if anything, should be expressed in a public setting. That being said, the movie as a whole essentially acted as me paying $20 to make out with my girlfriend while the poorly developed characters hopped through time and essentially fucked everything up. As much as I love a dark room and some Atlas Genius jamming while I hang with my girlfriend, I couldn't get over the fact that the movie itself was only good for background noise. Now don't get me wrong, I didn't hate the movie because I was too busy not watching, but rather because I couldn't catch myself giving a fuck about any of these douche bags. The opening scene had me genuinely drawn in. They tried hard to catch my attention, and succeeded. As soon as his douche helicopter crashes though, I just couldn't feel it. The characters were lacking in any genuine substance, the plot was crystal clear, and even the subject was awful. Nerdism is something I struggle with daily, so MIT, helicopters, and a time machine within the first 15 minutes was something I could easily get in to. The execution was just horrid. Just avoid it, and, if you go, bring a friend because Atlas Genius sets the mood well fo some smoochin.


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