ByLan Chi, writer at Creators.co
I think I'm the youngest creator on MP. And the most irrelevant
Lan Chi

Pretty Little Liars - your girl friends watched it, your GBF watched it. They constantly say thing like: "OMG. How hot it the new boy on PLL?", " ???", " I just LOVE Emison's scissor scene" . And you're just like " yea, maybe I should watch it too". DON'T . And I gonna tell you why:

I binge watched the fist four seasons. It's very interesting, it keep us hanging at all the flashback scenes. The cast are very very H.O.T!!!. But everything happens so slow, I have to search for the spoiler on the internet. And I have notice something call CLICHE:

1. Stereotypes

2. Everybody is pretty

The hippie hacker (Caleb) that Hanna ran into, the boring English teacher ( Ezra )that Aria suddenly ran in to and make out with , the cops, the random guys Ali meet on the street, the random guy that Aria hook up with just to get over Ezra that only appear in 1 episode.....

Hot, IKR?
Hot, IKR?

3. The Diary. Common people

4. These girls are very VERY VERY stupid.

SOS conversations and all that stuff and they figure nothing . All the seasons the one they think is A is not A and that person turn out to be the hero!! All the conversations they have is all the same. At the start Emily will be like we have to do this and do that, I want to quit because of blah blah , and Hanna will say something stupid, Spencer will correct her and Aria will lead everything to Ezra. DONE

5. And they kind of have the same expression every time something came up:

OMG, what was that?
OMG, what was that?
OMG, it's shocking
OMG, it's shocking
OMG it's horrifying
OMG it's horrifying
OMG, I can't believe in my eyes anymore
OMG, I can't believe in my eyes anymore
OMG, who that's girl??
OMG, who that's girl??

BTW, without the spoiler, I kinda know what gonna happens next.

6. Doll and wax mask.

Is that your idea of scary people??

7. THEY OVERLY DRAMATIC EVERYTHING

- If the new girl steals your Halloween costume idea. BLIND HER!

15 years old with a costume like that.SLUT
15 years old with a costume like that.SLUT

- Write your diary in a special code. COMMON she's 15. A 15 years old girl will not make out with all the boys and girls she meet and write about it in a diary and then tell about the diary with friends just incase she die .

- Hold your breath will not make dear mommy buy anything. She won't even scare. You can't kill your self because of a yellow top. She will probably bitch slap you in the face.

It's not gonna work on your mom.Trust me . I tried
It's not gonna work on your mom.Trust me . I tried

- Have you watch Breaking Bad? A small town high school teacher isn't capable of provide his family . But in PLL he could afford a high technology stalker system and a lair for his novel. Not mentioned even his student can afford it. Rosewood must be a very wealthy town.

- All the A messages are just overly dramatic. Like seriously.

A 17 years old girl is going to save the money and time being A to study , buy clothes and JB's concert ticket not a chainsaw just to make the letter creepier
A 17 years old girl is going to save the money and time being A to study , buy clothes and JB's concert ticket not a chainsaw just to make the letter creepier

- If a Queen Bee bully you ,you can revenge like Means Girl. Not stalk all her friends and kill everyone involved into the stalking plan.

- They're 17 years old girls. How hard it could be to make them tell a secret? You could easily buy them with money, clothes, the ticket to the 1D CONCERT. Or you could tell her parent.And how dangerous high school student could be??

BTW, that the way you should show up at a funeral.
BTW, that the way you should show up at a funeral.

.....and so much more

And in season 5 it get worse than that, After 2 years of runaway and living homeless gain 20 pounds.Mona die. And I'm not binge watch it anymore so I got mad because it's getting dumber and dumber and more cliche every episode. Ali got her new army by giving them good comments. Really? I expect you're using more grey matters then that, I. Marlene King. And a porn scene every episode.

Who are you calling hefty now, bitch??
Who are you calling hefty now, bitch??

So, yeah. don't waste your time

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