I'll keep this short ........OH, BOY A SQUIRREL
I'm of course talking about Movie Pilot it promises a tease about some up coming blockbuster or a review we need to read RIGHT NOW!!! (have to "all caps" because that's how MP get's us to fall for their click bait). But when walking into the on coming traffic that is MP every article somehow devolves into a mental circle jerk around the writer's beliefs. A few of them are legitimately pretty good even entertaining and funny but, the mass majority are laughably TERRIBLE. To quote "Mister Pink" "you want a tip....take a goddamn typing course" SERIOUSLY I'm not a perfect typist ether but, JESUS CHRIST if I don't know something I copy the info and past it. Or I at least make an attempt to rationalize my arguments based on the information I have at hand. Movie Pilot as a whole amounts to diarrhea of the mind you think "Man, I've got to get more fiber and then OH, GOD WHAT BEAST MARCHES THROUGH THE STREETS OF BETHLEHEM IT'S HOUR HAS COME ROUND AT LAST". The worst part is we don't have mental toilet paper, mind flayers, or psychics to erase the mental shit our brains turn into after reading the articles.