Today, March 10th, is Chuck Norris' birthday. Of course Chuck Norris was never actually born. He's been omnipresent throughout the entirety of human existence. Actually, he has been alive forever and will probably stay alive for the rest of time. However, we as a society SAY that he's 75 years old and was born today. That's how Norris wanted it.
Anyway, since his birthday is March 10th, here are 10 facts about Norris that you may not have known.
1. When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris
2. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
3. Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
4. Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
5. Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
6. Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
7. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
8. There are no mysteries in the universe. Only things that Chuck Norris hasn't shared with the rest of us.
9. Chuck Norris is not allowed in hell because the devil is scared of him.
10. Chuck Norris created the World Wide Web using a typewriter.
Happy birthday to the legend himself... Chuck Norris!