ByAntonio Bouchard, writer at
The art of film pales in comparison to celebrity gossip culture, right?
Antonio Bouchard

3. This one

Pretty nifty, right?

2. Oh, and this guy.

Wowza! That's something else, ain't it?


!!!This Spoiler!!!

Ouch, hopefully that was easy for you. It wasn't for me.

Well, that's a list.

So that's all. That's all I wanted to show you.

Yeah, just those eggs. What's the matter with that?

Oh, haha, oh okay! I get it! You wan't the shiny hollywood shit!?!

No, really, I understand. You want this?

Oh, yeah. I bet that makes you really happy.

How bout some of this?

Ohhhh, no I'm sure you're getting off on this. You sick fuck.

How do you sleep at night? Do these things bring you real fulfillment? I mean, come on! Stop being sheep! Think for yourselves! Stop living in someone who doesn't care about you's twitter feed. You are a human! With a human heart and a human mind!

Oh... wait. Actually that last thing was kinda cool. Still though, eh, I'm done trying with you, kid.


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