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There isn't much that compares to the absolute wonderful amazingness that is [Sharknado 3](movie:2366701)... yes, I can say it's already amazing without having seen it (and without it being finished), because if it's anywhere near as insane as the first two movies it will be quite the spectacle.

The film has come out with a title, and it certainly lives up to the hype. It's straight up an acknowledgement of the ridiculousness of the entire movie franchise.

So, here it is... the poster for Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No!

Disclaimer off the bat... this poster might be legit or might be fan-made. But does it really matter? The fact that the poster includes Capitol Hill is already fairly outrageous - but then, simply coming with the "Oh hell no!" exclamation already gets my juices flowing in anticipation. Washington D.C. looks to be in serious trouble here, if you ask me.

SVP of Program Strategy for the SyFy channel, Chris Regina released this statement about the film:

"We wanted this third title to boldly go where no shark movie has gone before. Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No! embraces the larger-than-life irreverence that has made these movies so popular and entertaining.”

Well put. The premiere of the film will be Wednesday, July 22nd, at 9pm. Please take a look at a brief synopsis and some of the truly insane cameos...

Sharknado 3 will cause mass destruction in Washington, D.C. before roaring down the Eastern Seaboard and into Florida, and stars Ian Ziering as Fin, Tara Reid as April and Cassie Scerbo as Nova. Joining them will be David Hasselhoff as Fin’s father, Gil; Bo Derek will play April’s mother, May; Ryan Newman will play April and Fin’s daughter, Claudia Shepard, and Jack Griffo will portray Claudia’s friend, Billy.
Additional cameo roles include Mark Cuban as the President of the United States; Ann Coulter as the Vice President; Michele Bachmann as herself; Jerry Springer as Mr. White, a manic tourist; Washington Redskins tackle Tom Compton as a reporter; *NSYNC singer Chris Kirkpatrick as a pool lifeguard, and Chris Jericho, who will portray Bruce the roller coaster ride operator.

I wanted to pick one of the cameos to highlight as a reason that you can't miss this movie, but they are literally ALL too good to choose the best one.

Is this 'Sharknado' going to live up to the hype?


Do you have any interest in the 3rd Sharknado film?

(Via: geektyrant)


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