ByBeau Forbes, writer at Creators.co
I WORK AT STARBUCKS AND I AM AN ASPIRING FILMMAKER. I LOVE HORROR AND COMEDY THE MOST!!

I'M SO FREAKING GIDDY AND EXCITED I COULD'NT EVEN WAIT FOR THE MOVIE TO COME OUT TO WRITE MY REVIEW!!!

Okay so I know technically I can't write an AMAZINGreview for a movie that hasn't even been made yet but I am right now going to state with absolute certainty that this movie is going to be another instant classic/cult hit from Genius-Stoner-Writer-Director-Comic Book Man(And yes I wrote that thinking of him saying it in Tony Starks voice lol) Kevin Smith.

But since I have no footage to review instead I am going to talk about a few things I'm looking forward to with this AMAZINGsequel(WHAT A GREAT NEW IDEA FOR ARTICLES!!).

First and foremost Stan Lee...

DUUUHHHHH!!! The original Comic Book Man himself was a part of the announcement so its almost certain that this freaking legend will be in the sequel(as himself again most likely) in some capacity. One can hope we will see more of Stan Lee reading the dialogue written for him by Kevin Smith....

Which brings me to the next thing I'm excited about..

SNOOTCHIE BOOTCHIES!
SNOOTCHIE BOOTCHIES!

JAY AND SILENT BOB STRIKE BACK INDEED!! After years of fans clamoring for more Jay and Silent Bob since they we're "retired" by Kevin Smith the announcement of a third installment in the Clerks franchise had fans finally getting the news they wanted. If only we all would have known that before Clerks 3 even comes out we will have news of more of the dynamic duo on the horizon. After all there is no chance of a Mallrats sequel without the pair(or any View Askewniverse movie for that matter) so that is definitely a guaranteed plus. These two stoners have pretty been key to every Kevin Smith movie set in the Askewniverse with whatever they have going directly impacting the main storyline. And of course the movie and most likely Clerks 3 as well will have to end with a Silent Bob speech full of stoner wisdom.

This is just SO EXCITING!!

Another reason to be Pumped up about this sequel is this right here

LOOK ITS PICKLEFUCKER!
LOOK ITS PICKLEFUCKER!

Thats right people Clerks 2 is a reason to be excited about Mallrats 2.

What?!?!?! How?!?!?!?! That Makes No SENSE!!

Well sure it makes perfect sense, Clerks 2 was an AMAZINGsequel released many years after the original that was a huge success and stayed true to every character and had every aspect that you expect from a great Kevin Smith film. Clerks 2 ripped the main characters out of their natural environment and put them in a surrounding that was just different enough to introduce unique characters you hadn't seen before in the Askewniverse.

I'm also genuinely stoked to see Kevin Smith back to the world he created and stayed in for so many years. From Clerks to Mallrats to Chasing Amy to Dogma to Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back to Clerks 2 we we're told a plethora of different stories with intricate characters and the only connecting tissue(the Nick Fury you might say) being two lazy pot selling stoners. While I do love ALL Kevin Smith movies including the somewhat hated Cop Out and the critically loathed Red State, it will be such a nice change of pace to be brought back to these characters and see what Kevin Smith does with them after all these years.

Here's to ASKEWNIVERSE MOVIES FOR LIFE!!!

THANK YOU KEVIN SMITH AND KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!! LOOKING FORWARD TO CLERKS 3, MALLRATS 2, YOGA HOSERS, MOOSE JAWS, HIT SOMEBODY, AND DARE I HOPE ANOTHER JAY AND SILENT BOB LEADING FILM!

If you enjoyed this check out my AMAZINGreview of Tusk here

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