ByArchie R Spires, writer at Creators.co
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Archie R Spires

Of course, I've considered not killing them, but where's the fun in that?
-The Joker

This was the closest I've ever come to knowing true terror.
Brain-washed soldiers of fortune...
Universal destructive forces of nature...
You can at least predict those.

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Comic Book Illuminati:
How does the Clown Prince of Crime kill a lazy Sunday afternoon? Gardening? Puttering around the house?

The Joker:
When I'm not trying to take over Gotham I like to try and relax the way I feel most average people do:
Telling my henchmen jokes and killing them if they don't laugh, trying to design more devious plans to take over the city, and having a nice romantic evening with my darling Harley.


Joker's first appearance.
Joker's first appearance.

Comic Book Illuminati:
I've noticed that you have a very high turnover rate when it comes to henchmen, have you ever considered not killing them?

The Joker:
Of course, I've considered not killing them, but where's the fun in that? I have enough money and resources to hire all the goons I want. Besides, they know what they signed up for [Laughs].

The Joker and Sidney discuss office politics.
The Joker and Sidney discuss office politics.

Comic Book Illuminati:
You and Harley have been together off and on for nearly 23 years:
You gonna put a ring on it?

The Joker:
Ah, I do adore my darling Harley and her antics. We have had many good times and caused much mayhem together throughout the years. Maybe one day I'll choose to settle down. But for now the only rings I handle are grenade pins.

Harley and Joker out on the town.
Harley and Joker out on the town.

Comic Book Illuminati:
What I suspect is my last question...
Is this coffee poisoned? I'm seeing double and having trouble breat-

The Joker:
No worries, chap, I'll be sure to mail in my answers to your article for you. Pleasant dreams! [Laughs]

It was bound to end this way.
It was bound to end this way.

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