ByJonathan Edward Weaver II, writer at Creators.co
Writer/Podcaster at Joncast
Our Boat May Be Leaky
Our Boat May Be Leaky

Welcome to Fantasy Island Cruise Tours, we recently received word that you were interested in one of our Fantasy Tours. Everyone dreams of taking a trip down fantasy lane, and hear at Fantasy Island Cruise Tours we ensure you will have the trip of your life. Below we have provided a basic itinerary that we believe you will enjoy.

Departure: New Orleans, LA

First Day: Isla Nublar Dino-Adventure

Don't Forget Your Shaving Cream
Don't Forget Your Shaving Cream

We will be headed to our first Island destination after leaving New Orleans. There is only one way to start your tour with a bang, and that is a visit to the beautiful Jurassic World Resort on Isla Nublar. The only place in the world where the past truly comes alive. While there for the day, check out the T-Rex paddock or take a River Cruise alongside your favorite dinosaurs. There is fun things to do with the whole family or sneak away to catch some fresh air by yourself. Be sure to catch some of the amazing feeding shows they have like the Mosasaurus.

Warning: Do not try to steal embryos by turning off the power to the park.

Yum YUM YuM
Yum YUM YuM

Second Day: DHARMA Initiative Adventure Hike

Be careful of The Others
Be careful of The Others

Hike through the jungle on an all day hike. See the sights and sounds only "The Island" can offer. Check out the Polar Bear exhibit and take a stop in Hurley's Cafe to get some wonderful Dharma snacks. Then top it all off by staying in one of the homes set up on the island in our Luxury Village. Look at how relaxed everyone is below in the luxury village!

Warning: Be aware of black smoke, it's not safe. Fantasy Island Tours is not responsible for sideways universes and time travel.

Nap Time After A Long Hike
Nap Time After A Long Hike

Third Day: Summerisle Bonfire Party

Where Is The Beer Tent?
Where Is The Beer Tent?

We will end our Fantasy Island Tour at the world famous Summerisle. Take in the fresh air and scenery as you step back in time. This Island is a simple island and the folks who live there like to keep it that way. This trip coincides with their annual Wicker Man festival which is like Burning Man without the hippies. A few years ago they actually had Nicolas Cage come by for the festival. While you are there don't forget to try the Bee therapy they offer.

Warning: If one of your travel companions comes up missing, please speak with a Fantasy Island Tour Manager.

So Relaxing!
So Relaxing!

Well we hope you choose Fantasy Island Tours as your vacation this year. We also offer life insurance on the boat for a minimal fee. This is the chance for adventure and we hope you take the call. All of this can be yours for $9,500, what a deal! Please respond back, and we will book this adventure for you. Have a wonderful day!

-John Locke (Travel Agent)


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