ByJancy Richardson, writer at
To avoid fainting, keep repeating 'It's only a movie...It's only a movie...'
Jancy Richardson

The Easter Bunny is a fun, magical creature that exists purely to spread happiness and delicious chocolate eggs!

In the past, however, the Easter Bunny was a set of malevolent men dressed in bizarre costumes... check out some of the most horrifyingly WTF Easter Bunnies to ever hop this Earth!

1. Don't Look Under The Hat

I mean, you saw Alien, right?

2. Herp de Derp Derp

Someone call the clinic, he's got a case of Derpes.

3. Porn 'Stache

Didn't your mother ever tell you to steer clear of men with crimped whiskers?

4. It Puts The Lotion On Its Skin

It doesn't want the hose again, does it?

5. X-Ray Eyes

He can actually scan the synapses of children's brains for signs of weakness.

6. Smile, Though Your Heart Is Breaking

You can tell it's a fetish suit when the eyeholes look rushed.

7. Soon... Soon...

This creepy bunny looks like he's been freshly birthed by a whale.

8. Stranger Danger

I don't even want to know what foul mutterings are tumbling from his putrid face hole.

9. You're Next

When developing home invasion horror movie You're Next, many masks were rejected for being too frightening. This is one of them.

10. Y'all Need Jesus

Third Reformed Church... of Satan.

11. Pink Pouch

Ears like a rabbit, clitoris like a randy hyena.

12. Erect Seasonable Vegetable

Is that an enormous carrot in your crotch or are you just pleased to see me?

13. Easter Hamster Strikes Again

Look, Easter Hamster, stop trying to make 'Easter Hamster' happen. It's never going to happen.

14. Bunny & His Prison Daddy

Yah, we fell in love in County and it just kinda worked, you know?

15. Meth Is One Helluva Drug

Flopsy wanted to be a doctor when he grew up but the pipe put a stop to all of that.

16. Naked and Afraid

He's not permitted within 40 feet of a school but those restrictions say nothing about how close he can get to YOUR house...

If you haven't had enough horrifying Easter Bunnies, see more here.

Sources: Happy Place, Team Jimmy Joe, Riotdaily


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