The Easter Bunny is a fun, magical creature that exists purely to spread happiness and delicious chocolate eggs!
In the past, however, the Easter Bunny was a set of malevolent men dressed in bizarre costumes... check out some of the most horrifyingly WTF Easter Bunnies to ever hop this Earth!
1. Don't Look Under The Hat
I mean, you saw Alien, right?
2. Herp de Derp Derp
Someone call the clinic, he's got a case of Derpes.
3. Porn 'Stache
Didn't your mother ever tell you to steer clear of men with crimped whiskers?
4. It Puts The Lotion On Its Skin
It doesn't want the hose again, does it?
5. X-Ray Eyes
He can actually scan the synapses of children's brains for signs of weakness.
6. Smile, Though Your Heart Is Breaking
You can tell it's a fetish suit when the eyeholes look rushed.
7. Soon... Soon...
This creepy bunny looks like he's been freshly birthed by a whale.
8. Stranger Danger
I don't even want to know what foul mutterings are tumbling from his putrid face hole.
9. You're Next
When developing home invasion horror movie You're Next, many masks were rejected for being too frightening. This is one of them.
10. Y'all Need Jesus
Third Reformed Church... of Satan.
11. Pink Pouch
Ears like a rabbit, clitoris like a randy hyena.
12. Erect Seasonable Vegetable
Is that an enormous carrot in your crotch or are you just pleased to see me?
13. Easter Hamster Strikes Again
Look, Easter Hamster, stop trying to make 'Easter Hamster' happen. It's never going to happen.
14. Bunny & His Prison Daddy
Yah, we fell in love in County and it just kinda worked, you know?
15. Meth Is One Helluva Drug
Flopsy wanted to be a doctor when he grew up but the pipe put a stop to all of that.
16. Naked and Afraid
He's not permitted within 40 feet of a school but those restrictions say nothing about how close he can get to YOUR house...
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