"One, two, Freddy's coming for you.
Three, four, Better lock your door.
Five, six, grab a crucifix.
Seven, eight, Gonna stay up late.
Nine, ten, Never sleep again..."
Hello, my name is Akari. Akari Kekse. Do you remember those lyrics? If you do, well, you belong to the select club of people that have been terrorized by Freddy Krueger. I would bet that you have spent at least a couple of nights without sleeping because of him. . .
I don't blame you. Freddy Kruger is really dreadful and terrifying.
I think many of us have wondered about what we would do in the improbable case of facing him. I have done that too, and I have arrived at some conclusions - conclusions that can save my life . . . and yours.
There are several factors that can dictate your faith. Here are some that can give you hope . . . or take it away for good.
If you have more points, let me know in the comments section below.
I hope you enjoy it!
How much do you sleep?
Do you suffer from Fatal Familial Insomnia, you know, the disease that stops you sleeping? If you do, congratulations, you are completely safe. Freddy Krueger will never reach you; he can only attack you in your dreams.
Now, if you have narcolepsy, and fall asleep at all times, wherever you may be, without wanting to and without warning, well, I am sorry for you; I don' t believe that you can live long and prosper.
If you are a common person who needs to sleep at night, the chances of never waking up again are high. The solution? To drink lots and lots of coffee! That way you will remain awake and safe from Freddy's claws. Sadly, there are a lot of chances of you dying by sleep deprivation, but at least he won't turn you into a cockroach only to crush you after!
How much imagination do you have?
This one is essential. If you have a poor imagination, then you wouldn't be able to create the weapons and devices inside dream world that you need to contain Freddy.
If you have loads and loads of imagination, then Freddy will have a great challenge facing you. The rules in the dream world will favor you, as long as you have this ability.
Just don't brag before you actually defeat him; that could be your last mistake . . .
Can you absorb the powers of your friends?
You don't need to have a great imagination, as long as you have a friend who does and you have the ability to absorb it after he or she dies. Yes, just like Lisa Wilcox's character, Alice Johnson (I am really sorry for not adding her to my last list!).
So if you have a friend who does Karate, a friend who is a tech wizard and a friend who likes to exercise, well, prepare to beat Freddy with a lot of style!
Are you a brave, selfish, honest, and pretty young woman?
If you are, well, chances are high that you will defeat him. Sadly, most of your friends will die before you actually stop him, so be ready to make new ones.
Do you live in Springwood?
So your parents read somewhere that Springwood was a lovely town and they decided to move there. Sadly, they are not aware of Freddy's legend, and if they are, well, they think that it is just a big lie.
So they will not believe you when you explain to them that a man with pizza face, with Wolverine-like claws, and Kurt Cobain's sweater is attacking you while dreaming.
Your best choice is to leave your home and to travel around the world! Just as a recommendation, stay away from Lake Crystal . . .
Are you Jason Vorhees?
If the answer is yes, then, congratulations, you actually defeated Freddy Krueger once. Now you can keep terrorizing helpless and horny teenagers.
By the way, Jason: I hope you enjoy space. You will be there eventually . . .
Are you Dwayne Johnson?
NOBODY can defeat Dwayne Johnson. That's a scientific fact.
Are you Freddy's daughter?
If you are, then congratulations; you are the only one capable of defeating Freddy for real. You should be proud!I
Sadly, as the second part of the amazing comic "Freddy vs. Jason vs. Ash" showed us, you will eventually become evil and you will join your father. Also, you will invade The White House. Well, hail to the queen!
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Let's face it. It doesn't matter who you are or what you do, Freddy always comes back!