Now, there are some comic-book arguments that'll run forever - with whether Marvel or DC are better most likely the greatest of them all, and who'd win in a fight between Batman and Superman a pretty plausible second place finisher. Others, though, seem to take up a whole lot less of the collective time of comic-book fans - like, for instance, who would win in a fight between the aforementioned Batman and Guardians of the Galaxy's irrespressible Star-Lord.
Unless, of course, you're at WonderCon, and you're Sam Humphries, writer of the Legendary Star-lord comic, and, apparently, a closet troll.
His comment to the audience during Marvel’s Next Big Thing Q&A panel? He'd love to see Marvel and DC have another crossover..."because Star-Lord would kick Batman's ass."
Now, I love Star-Lord as much as the next borderline-obsessive Marvel fan, but Humphries seems to be forgetting the golden rule of comics:
Batman Always Wins.
That being said - Star-Lord is pretty darned awesome - and lucky - so it seemed to me that the only way to solve this particular puzzle is to put it out there, and have you all solve it for me...
So, here's the question:
In a straight fight between Batman...
...Who Would Win?
Now, the thing is, I suspect that the response to that particular poll might just be a little one-sided - which is why we might just need to make things a little more interesting...
Who'd Win Between Batman...and The Avengers?
Batman vs Hawkguy - Who'd win?
Too easy? How about...
Batman Vs...Captain America
Batman vs Cap - Who'd win?
Alright then, how about...
Batman Vs...Black Widow
Bruce vs Natasha - Who'd win?
It gets even trickier from here on out, though:
Batman vs The Norse God of Thunder - Who'd Win?
Batman Vs...The Hulk
Batman vs The Green Rage Monster - Who'd win?
And, finally, of course:
Batman Vs...Iron Man
Bruce Wayne vs Tony Stark - Who'd win?
And the final question?