(WARNING: This article contains what could very well be plot points for the new "Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens.'' So if you're looking to stay clean, why are you here?! But if you're ready to indulge in a little light speculation, join me. Join me!)
With all of the ridiculous amounts of excitement surrounding the incoming release of Disney's other super-powered franchise Avengers: Age of Ultron, you can be forgiven if you've momentarily forgotten that this year also sees the release of a new Star Wars movie. But you haven't forgotten, have you? Good.
With the news that AoU will come complete with a shiny new The Force Awakens trailer, we've all been scouring the web and wracking our brains, dreaming and scheming up possible scenes, scenarios and the roster of characters that will be on show during the few fleeting minutes of marketing glory.
The guys over at Making Star Wars have managed to rustle up a breakdown of how they think the impending Episode VII trailer will play out, and I tell you... it's damn good!
Get ready to get excited:
Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens
(Possible) Trailer Breakdown
These are just little hints of what may be in store for us, they're not in any particular order.
The teaser runs at about one minute and fifty seconds, just under two minutes.
Han, Leia, Artoo and Threepio.
A crashed Star Destroyer on the sand planet.
We do see Yavin in the teaser.
We see a shot of Finn with a blue lightsaber.
There is a shot of Captain Phasma (Gwendoline Christie), the chrome Stormtrooper, very briefly.
We do see Kylo Ren’s helmeted face.
We see Poe Dameron shoot down a TIE fighter.
A shot of Finn and Poe walking past one another at the base.
Rey is in a few shots, looking at TIEs overhead.
There is a shot of Poe Dameron, Artoo-Detoo, See-Threepio, and a CGI character (Rose).
BB-8 socketed in the back of an X-wing.
Kylo Ren’s Imperial shuttle flies by with TIE escorts to the Star Destroyer (it is the one MakingStarWars.net wrote about).
X-wing fighters flying in a V-shape formation.
Darth Vader’s (burned Endor) helmet sitting on a podium.
Okay, so that was pretty exciting, right? I cannot wait to see the trailer on the big screen and hear John William's evocative score come pouring out of the screen's stereo system. But no reveal of Kylo Ren, and no Luke or Andy Serkis? I guess we've another wait on our hands for the third, and possibly final, trailer.
But it will be completely worth the wait. Won't it? It will, right? Course it will.
What do you think?
(Source: Making Star Wars)