(Transcript of the Interview)
Tom- OK, First of all I'd like to say... It's really great to actually meet you Wade, and Thank you again for taking the time to do this interview with me!
Wade- Ummm... Tom, you realize I'm just a character in a comic book and not an actual person right?
Tom- Well, Technically you Are a Person who's been in (what will be) two movies now and yes I'm talking about 2009's X-Men Origins: Wolverine as the first...
Wade- Please don't bring that movie up...
Tom- Well, let's talk about that movie. Will you address the obvious issues with that movie?
Wade- Address what? That it completely screwed up my character in the 3rd Act? Seriously Dude! Why am I shooting laser blasts from my eyes? and what's with those Baraka Swords?!? (laughing)
Tom- OK, I understand your problems with that movie... But as far as your powers go will you be demonstrating any of those powers from that movie?
Wade- NO, I'm not going to shoot anything from my eyes other than looks of Sarcasm... Can you see it?
Tom- ummm... no you're wearing a mask but I believe you!
Wade- oh OK... Well, Other than no laser eyes and no swords coming out of my forearms- I've pretty much got the same awesome powers...
Tom- What about teleporting? are you going to do that?
Wade- Well... No, No Teleporting...
Tom- So... You will be nothing like the character we all hate from X-Men Origins: Wolverine?
Wade- Pretty much... Yeah.
Tom- How about your outfit? It looks pretty true to your comics. It looks like Fox Studios really nailed it with that...
Wade- Well... I insisted, if they were going to do my movie... REALLY DO my movie, That they'd better get it right this time...
Tom- Is it a comfortable suit to wear?
Wade- Sure. Why? You're not going to ask to Wear it are you? 'cause that's kinda creepy...
Tom- No... That's OK... Just... No.
Wade- Are you sure? 'cause it is really comfortable...
Wade- What? you think you're too good to wear my outfit?
Tom- No, that's not it Wade...Can we please get back to the interview?
Wade- Sure! what was the question again?
(Thumbing through notes...)
Tom- As far as the movie ratings go, this will be an "R" rated movie right?
Wade- Well, yeah... I don't think PG 13 would quite get it right for me as far as my awesome violence and humor.
Tom- Wouldn't you love a Netflix series?
Wade- I'd love a Netflix series! Too bad Fox Studios doesn't have a deal like Marvel has. Could you see it? Me and Daredevil! Side by Side... Mano a Mano...
Tom- That would be pretty cool!
Wade- Way Cool!
Tom- As far as your upcoming movie goes... Who will be the Villain in this? Can you give us any hints?
Wade- Ummmm... No.
Tom- Not even a hint?
Wade- No means No! Didn't you go to that sexual harassment seminar at moviepilot?
Wade- Sorry, I can't tell you anything else about the movie... Other than "It will be the most Awesome Movie Ever Made!"
Tom- Will you break the 4th Wall in this movie?
Wade- Yes! If you watch the test footage, you'll notice I acknowledge the viewers in the very beginning on the overpass...
Tom- I also noticed you said "Hi Tom" at the very end. Were you saying hi to me specifically?
Wade- Yes... Yes I was.
Wade- No (laughing) OK, fine... Yes! I was saying Hi to you. Why do you think I did this exclusive interview with you?
Tom- I don't know... Why did you?
Wade- Because you asked me nicely, that's why.
Wade- You do know that I'm not really here... and that you're just talking to yourself right?
Wade- You See? That's what I love about you! You're just as screwed up in the head as I am!
Tom- But you're Real...
Wade- You see? Now who's breaking the 4th wall?
Tom- Wade?... Wade! where are you going?
Wade- Gotta go dude! It was great, but I gotta go kill people...
Tom- But Wait!.. I've got Chimichangas!
Wade- Chimichangas?... Now you're talking!!!
(both busy eating chimichangas)
Wade- Are these Turkey or Beef?
Tom- The one's with the green sauce are ground turkey...
Wade- mmmmm... So Good! and Healthy too...
Here's the link to the Test footage...