The Avengers have accomplished a great feat since arriving to our big screens. They have stopped an alien invasion, they will face off with a sadistic artificial intelligence, and brawl out with a mad titan. As long as these individual assemble, there is nothing they cannot do. Therefore, it makes sense that Gillette, a safety razor manufacturer, and Stark Industries are teaming up to bring to the market a new innovation for shaving.
Repulser 1 with Exoblade
- Repulser Cartridge System
- Narcissism Strip
- Aerodynamic Heat-seeking Missiles
- Hyper-velocity Suspension
Shaving gets real old real fast. Why not change it up a bit? With the Repulser 1, you'll never shave again . . . because you'll be busy blasting away those pesky hairs with Unibeam pulse volts!
Gillette XL Gamma
- Stress-triggered Sensors
- Unstable Molecular Structure
- Increase up to 700% Molecular Mass
There are times when one may shave and instead of having that smooth feeling, you get stuck with a stubby face. That won't be a problem with the Gillette XL Gamma. This unstable blade has the ability to increase up to 700% in Molecular mass. Missed hairs won't like it when it's angry.
- Super Soldier Technology
- Responsive Disk Technology
- More Epigenetic?
Nothing screams patriotic than the Gillette UltraStrike, a razor manufactured using super soldier technology. This blade has the ability to eject it's vibranium-coded cartridge, and target hair for a staggering 87 times! It doesn't get more precise than that!
- Rebuilt by Gods
- Tesseract Stabilizer
- Asgardian Alloy
- Confort Grips
- Honor-based Gyro Gravity Field
This thunderous razor zaps the hair right off the skin. Such a razor would be sought out by many, but this razor doesn't just let anyone use it. The gyro gravity field only lets those who are worthy to wield it's might, meaning the days where your brother, roommate, or girlfriend use your razor without permission are gone.
Hopefully, some day, these razors will become a reality. Marvel's Avengers: Age of Ultron hits theaters May 1st.