ByD.M. Anderson, writer at Creators.co
Writer, reviewer, loves life in the dark. freekittensmovieguide.blogspot.com
D.M. Anderson

Have you ever wondered how a director is able to coax a convincing performance from an actor during an emotionally important moment? We here at Free Kittens Movie Guide have a theory...perhaps all they did before arriving on the set is raid their kids' toy box.


Submitted as evidence:

"ARRRRGH!"
"ARRRRGH!"
"JESUS CHRIST!"
"JESUS CHRIST!"
"WHAT THE FUCK!"
"WHAT THE FUCK!"
"Oh, God...the pain..."
"Oh, God...the pain..."
"It hurts like you can't imagine..."
"It hurts like you can't imagine..."
"I gotta...suck it up..."
"I gotta...suck it up..."
"NOW I'M PISSED!"
"NOW I'M PISSED!"
"Nope...I still can't make myself cry."
"Nope...I still can't make myself cry."
"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!"
"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!"

And really...wouldn't that explain William Shatner's entire career? There were probably Lego blocks strewn all over the bridge of the Enterprise.

from FREE KITTENS MOVIE GUIDE...you're welcome.

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