ByMarlon McDonald, writer at
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Marlon McDonald

The geniuses over at 5-Second Films are finally on the verge of releasing their very first feature length movie, and, in typical 5SF fashion, it looks absolutely batshit insane! Like, honestly mental.

The "20-something internet comedy troupe's" first feature Dude Bro Party Massacre 3, comes off the back of 5SF's long running weekend stints of filming some of the funniest and most obscure 5 second shorts on the interwebs, and has gotten them rave reviews and press from the likes of TIME and SPIN Magazine. Not bad, guys!

Read the synopsis and you'll understand why:

DUDE BRO PARTY MASSACRE 3 follows BRENT CHIRINO as he enters the oil-misted halls of the DELTA BI THETA fraternity. Brent isn’t just any pledge... he’s a legacy. And it’s a legacy of death. See, Brent is here to solve the mystery of his identical twin brother BROCK’s murder, and he’ll do anything to crack the case... even attempt the frat’s most daring prank of all time.
After the Deltas’ senior prank causes two commercial jets to collide over an orphanage, they’re punished to a weekend at The Old Sorority House by the Lake. But they’re not the only ones there... a mysterious killer named MOTHERFACE lurks nearby. She knows the bros’ deepest fears... and she’s taking advantage of those fears to pick them off, one by shirtless one, in increasingly gory ways. It’s a race against time for Brent to discover the mysteries of his brother’s death before Motherface butchers them all!

The film is a mash up of '80's fuzzy VHS glory, with commercial parodies and fake news alerts. And its poster is an absolute dream too:

If you like your horror with a sprinkling of '80's pastiche, exploding heads and a shed load of gross-out humor, check the trailer and peep the crowdfunded movie. Seriously, I haven't laughed this hard at a trailer in a while.

Get ready:

How good does that look? If you haven't had a chance to see the trailer, you know what's next...

Tiny Breakdown!

You have to see it to believe it.

From the Get Go

Motherface is one mean... motherf*cker, and here she is exacting her revenge on a dude bro a few years before the boys from DELTA BI THETA appear.

Precious Fruits

Yeah, gutted for you, bro. Motherface strikes again...

And Here She Comes...

The overarching baddie of this comedy caper.

Brotherly Love

Introducing Brent Chirino, who's on the hunt for his twin brother Brock's murderer.


Surprisingly clothed, the frat look like they're ready for some bro-time action fun.

I Love This Shot

I have no idea in which context this will be used, but it's great!

Heads Will Roll

Quite literally, actually. Motherface doesn't like your casual weekend getaways.

This film looks like a bunch of fun, and at an hour and a half (5,400 seconds), Dude Bro Party Massacre 3 could turn out to be the greatest short trip of your life.

DBPMIII is directed by Tomm Jacobsen, Michael Rousselet, and Jon Salmon, and stars Andrew W.K., John Francis Daley, Larry King, Olivia Taylor Dudley and Patton Oswalt.

As of yet there's no release date, unfortunately.

(Source: 5 Second Films via site, Kickstarter, YouTube)


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