Hello. My name is Akari. Akari Kekse. So, what day is it today? I hope it is not Friday the 13th. And, if it is, I really, really hope that you are not visiting Crystal Lake. If you are, well, it was nice to meet you . . .
Jason Voorhees is one of the most famous slasher killers found in the cinema. He is a slaughtering machine. He lives only to murder. No one can stop him. No one can kill him.
And that's why we love him.
Many have faced him, and very few have survived. But don't be sad. You do have chances to escape. It's just that those are really, really low.
I will mention some requisites that you have to have in order to survive this fatalistic day. I really hope that you can live to see another dawn.
As always, if you have something to add, please let me know in the comments section below. I will really appreciate it.
I hope you enjoy it!
Do you like to have a lot of sex and to use a lot of drugs?
Jason was killed while the counselors of the camp were having sex and partying hard, so he seems to hate these activities. If you live a life of chastity, and keep drugs away from you, then you will be safe from Jason's machete.
Or at least, you will live for 5 minutes longer before he kills you anyway.
Are you a little child?
Jason doesn't seem to kill little children, so you are safe if you are under 13.
Of course, as long as you are not in Friday The 13th, the NES videogame. Jason does kill children in it. That's mean.
Do you have telekinetic powers?
If you have them, then you can keep Jason away from you and others, by throwing all kinds of objects like pots, cars, couches and knives at him and others, by throwing all kinds of objects like pots, cars, couches and knives at him. Also, you can resuscitate your dead father to drag Jason under water to keep him in there all eternity
Or at least, until someone resurrects him again . . .
Are you an unselfish, sexy, courageous android?
If you are, then you can fight against Jason without being afraid of his deadly machete. Also, you have super reflexes and super strength and he can't hurt you as easily as he would hurt a mere human.
Sadly, you don't exist now; you will be designed and created in the distant future. I hope you enjoy Earth Two!
Are you Tommy Jarvis?
If you are, you were born to fight against Jason and he was born to fight against you. Your fate is to be his eternal Nemesis.
Sadly, you will never defeat him for good; at most, you will contain him for several years. But well, that's your destiny and you will try to fulfill it stoically.
Are you Mankind?
If you survived The Undertaker in a Hell In A Cell, I think you can survive Jason in Crystal Lake.
Are you Jason's Mother?
If you are, well, congratulations, you are the only person in the world that Jason will never attack. Sadly, you are not safe from anybody else, and you will die sooner or later by the hands of a heroic survivor.
Are you Scorpion?
Welcome to Mortal Kombat, Jason. Your abilities will be tested to the extreme here. And yes, you can kill guys like Johnny Cage, Sonya Blade and Kano, but you will never murder a demon from Hell.
Scorpion and you will fight for all eternity in Netherworld.
So, will you survive Jason Voorhees?
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