ByJohn Carter, writer at Creators.co
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John Carter

Oh my stars!

It's here it's here it's here it's here...

Hmmm, my cowl is angrier than me.
Hmmm, my cowl is angrier than me.
This looks like a good place to brood.
This looks like a good place to brood.
Here... super super super
Here... super super super
Stop touching me. It's just... weird.
Stop touching me. It's just... weird.
Wait, today is leg day.
Wait, today is leg day.
Kneel before Zod!
Kneel before Zod!
Come sail away, come sail away, come sail away...
Come sail away, come sail away, come sail away...
Who?... Thor?!?!?
Who?... Thor?!?!?
I am Keyser Soze.
I am Keyser Soze.
Batwing anyone?
Batwing anyone?
Bang, bang, bang
Bang, bang, bang
NANANANANANA... BATMAN
NANANANANANA... BATMAN
Something's burning... it wasn't me.
Something's burning... it wasn't me.
Come for me Gmork, I am Atreyu!!!!
Come for me Gmork, I am Atreyu!!!!
Funny, from up here you don't look so scary.
Funny, from up here you don't look so scary.
Touchdown Metropolis!
Touchdown Metropolis!
You know you wanted to see this one again.
You know you wanted to see this one again.

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