ByChris Choo, writer at Creators.co

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Here are some Star wars jokes to brighten your mood...

Q: What do you call 5 siths piled on top of a lightsaber?

A: A Sith-Kabob!

Q: Why does Princess Leia keep her hair tied up in buns?

A: So it doesn't Hang Solow!

Q: Why shouldn't you ask Yoda for money?

A: Because he's always a little short

Q: What program do Jedi use to view PDF files?

A: Adobe Wan Kenobi

Q: What do you call a Mexican jedi?

A: Obi-Juan Kenobi

Q: What do you call the website Chewbacca started that gives out Empire secrets?

A: Wookieeleaks

Q: What do you call a Jedi in denial?

A: Obi-Wan Cannot Be

Q: Where does Princess Leia go shopping for clothing?

A: At the Darth Maul

Q: Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?

A: To get to the Dark Side.

Q: What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

A: Game of Clones

Q: What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?

A: Chocolate Chip Wookiee.

Q: What do you call a Sith who won't fight?

A: A Sithy

Q: What do you call Harrison Ford when he smokes weed?

A: Han So-high

Q: Why didn't Luke cross the road?

A: Because he got a ticket for Skywalking.

Q: What do you call two suns fighting each other?

A: Star Wars

Q: What do Star Destroyers wear to parties?

A: A bow TIE.

Q: What is a Jedi's favorite toy?

A: A yo-yoda

Q: What song would Darth Vader sing if he were a Disney character?

A: "When You Wish Upon A Death Star"

Q: Which Star Wars character works at a restaurant?

A: Darth Waiter

Q: What do you call a pirate droid?

A: Arrrrr2-D2

Q: When did Anakin's Jedi masters know he was leaning towards the dark side?

A: In the Sith Grade.

Q: Why do Doctors make the best Jedi?

A: Because a Jedi must have patience.

Q: How is Ducktape like the Force?

A: It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds the galaxy together

Q: What do you call potatoes that have turned to the Dark side?

A: Vader Tots

Q: Which Star Wars character uses meat for a weapon instead of a Lightsaber?

A: Obi Wan Baloney

Q: What did the rancor say after he ate a Wookiee?

A: Chewie!

Q: Why is a droid mechanic never lonely?

A: Because he's always making new friends!

Q: What do Gungans put things in?

A: Jar Jars

Q: Why was yoda such a good gardener?

A: He had a green thumb!

Q: What do you get if you mix a fruit with a bounty hunter?

A: Mango Fett!

Q: What do you call a person who brings a rancor its dinner?

A: The appetizer.

Q: What did Obi Wan say to Luke when he tried to eat bantha pie with a spoon?

A: "Use the FORK, Luke."

Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with Darth Vader?

A: An ele-Vader.

Q: What would you call Padme if she was a dog?

A: Petme Imadoggie.

Q: Why did Yoda visit Bank of America yesterday?

A: He needed a bank clone!

Q: What do Whipids say when they kiss?

A: Ouch.

Q: What's the differance between an ATAT and a stormtrooper?

A: One's an Imperial walker and the other is a walking Imperial.

Q: How do you unlock doors on Kashyyyk?

A: With a woo-key

Q: What is Jabba the Hutt's middle name?

A: "The"

Q: Why did Padme Amidal keep her Boots on?

A: Because they were too BOOT-iful!

Q: Why should you never tell jokes on the Falcon?

A: The ship might crack up.

Q: What time is it when an AT-AT steps on your chronometer?

A: Time to get a new chronometer.

Q: Why do Twi'leks like to flip coins?

A: So that they can say, "Heads or tails!"

Credit: http://www.quickfunnyjokes.com/

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