Playful Captainess of Spoilers is here, so below are 100 Useless Avengers: Age of Ultron Spoilers carefully written and extracted from her memories for all you curious, amazing souls to read. Exclusive on Moviepilot, enjoy!!
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- Thor has Mjölnir.
- Thor can fly.
- Thor has long hair.
- Thor wears a red cape.
- Thor is not careful.
- Thor accidentally steps on LEGOs.
- Thor tries to recall.
- Thor only wants to make things right.
- Thor is struck by lightning.
- Thor's hammer is Thor's and only Thor's.
Several Other Things That Fly.
The Innocent Black Widow Spoilers.
- Black Widow cannot fly.
- Black Widow drinks alone.
- Black Widow is in love with a dork.
- Black Widow is thrown into a jail.
- Black Widow knows how to ride.
- Black Widow speed to assist Captain America.
- Black Widow is not a slut or a whore.
- Black Widow is loyal to one man.
- Black Widow is Natasha Romanoff.
Fury Inducing Spoilers about Nick Fury.
- Nick Fury has one eye.
- Nick Fury wears eye patch.
Big Spoilers for Big Guy Hulk.
- Hulk has hairy chest.
- Hulk is not so happy.
- Hulk gets punched a lot of times.
- Hulk is angry.
- Hulk can do high jumps.
- Hulk spits at the stairs.
- Hulk has powerful punches.
- Hulk bites.
- Hulk is big.
- Hulk is green.
- Hulk is Bruce Banner and Bruce Banner is Hulk.
- Hulk rampage.
- Hulk runs away.
- Hulk calms down.
- Hulk enjoy hot bath.
- Hulk finish the hot water supply.
Bulls' eye Spoilers about Hawkeye.
- Hawkeye has Little Hawkeyes.
- Hawkeye doesn't need to look to aim and shoot.
- Hawkeye also holds drumstick, other than bow and arrows.
- Hawkeye is inspirational.
- Hawkeye is Clint Barton.
- Hawkeye has a double story safe house in the middle of no where.
Request for Zero Tony Stark Spoilers is DENIED.
- Tony Stark is Ironman.
- Tony Stark wants to save the world.
- Tony Stark has Veronica.
- Tony Stark has money.
- Tony Stark has sportcars.
- Tony Stark gets friendzoned.
- Tony Stark has no girlfriend.
- Tony Stark wears DJ Bruce Lee tee.
- Tony Stark knows how to cut firewood.
J.A.R.V.I.S and S.P.O.I.L.E.R.S
- J.A.R.V.I.S is a pilot.
- J.A.R.V.I.S stands for Just a Rather Very Intelligent System.
Captain America meets Captainess Spoiler.
- Captain America is the boss.
- Captain America enters the lift.
- Captain America has a shield.
- Captain America uses his shield.
- Captain America is clumsy.
- Captain America drops his shield.
- Captain America is better at cutting firewood, compared to Tony Stark.
Quick Spoilers for Quicksilver.
- Quicksilver is very fast.
- Quicksilver took too many bullets.
- Quicksilver is very kind.
- Quicksilver got a bullet in the biceps.
- Quicksilver loves his sister very much.
- Quicksilver has a little picture.
- Quicksilver looks at the little picture.
Bewitching Spoilers for Scarlet Witch.
- Scarlet Witch can control minds.
- Scarlet Witch can create illusions.
- Scarlet Witch gets an arrow in the head.
- Scarlet Witch is very, very heartbroken...
No String Attached on Ultron Spoilers.
- Ultron hates Tony Stark the most.
- Ultron is on the Internet.
- Ultron is free.
- Ultron is disturbed.
- Ultron has strings.
- Ultron then has no string.
- Ultron does not like human ways.
- Ultron likes changes.
- Ultron is quite polite.
- Ultron apologizes sometimes.
- Ultron does not like others.
- Ultron likes to go to church.
More Awesome Avengers: Age of Ultron Spoilers.
- Stan Lee attends Avengers' Victory Party.
- Someone is playing Microsoft Solitaire.
- Secret door exists.
- Veronica is so strong.
- Glass shatters every where.
- Several women are stuck in their cars.
- There is another person with cape.
- There is one thousand year old liquor.
- Total number of kissing scenes: three.
- Total number of trees: too many.
- Total number of toast: two.
- Total number of data: infinity.
That's all for 100 Useless Avengers: Age of Ultron Spoilers!
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