It's good to see that Brad Pitt is still adhering to the first rule of Fight Club. The 51-year-old actor recently turned up at an Autism Speaks benefit with a rather nasty looking gash on his face. He could have told us the truth - that he received his injuries from an unlicensed and illegal underground boxing club for disenfranchised and emasculated white collar men - but instead he spun some yarn about running up the stairs in flip-flops. He explained:
This is what happens when you try to run up steps in the dark, with your arms full, wearing flip flops. Turns out if you then try to stop your forward momentum with your face, the result is road rash.
Check out the damage below:
Anyway, it's good to see Pitt is keeping Project Mayhem alive and well. I just wonder what state the other guy is in.