ByKristin Lai, writer at Creators.co
MP Staff Writer, cinephile and resident Slytherclaw // UCLA Alumna // Follow me on Twitter: kristin_lai
Kristin Lai

Have you ever wondered what the sex lives of Disney characters look like? Yeah, me neither. Well, just because no one asked doesn't mean the Internet won't answer! Recently, Dorkly illustrator Paul Westover imagined what some of our favorite Disney movies would look like if they had included some erotic scenes. It comes as a shock to absolutely no one that these movies are better left sexless.

Here are his cartoons showing what it would look when the children's movie stops and the animated Disney characters do the dirty:

Beauty and the Beast

Paul Westover / Dorkly
Paul Westover / Dorkly

It looks like Lumiere and Babette's love is just too hot to handle!

Frozen

Paul Westover / Dorkly
Paul Westover / Dorkly

Elsa is adventurous, I'll give her that.

Aladdin

Paul Westover / Dorkly
Paul Westover / Dorkly

Sorry, Magic Carpet, it looks like you're going to have to go in for some dry cleaning.

Hercules

Paul Westover / Dorkly
Paul Westover / Dorkly

Probably pretty awkward for Herc to walk in on his dad with Leda like that.

The Little Mermaid

Paul Westover / Dorkly
Paul Westover / Dorkly

After getting married, Ariel still had a brief adjustment period to permanently becoming a human.

Snow White

Paul Westover / Dorkly
Paul Westover / Dorkly

I always suspected there was something fishy going on with that mirror...

Tarzan

Paul Westover / Dorkly
Paul Westover / Dorkly

Keeping Tarzan house trained was a struggle enough!

Thanks for the laugh, Paul and Dorkly! Even though I never particularly wanted these images to exist, and the fact that I'm mildly concerned for the mental state of the person that came up with these concepts, they were definitely funny. Not to mention, they made me incredibly thankful that the movies were left with a hard G-rating.

To see more of Paul Westover's work, check out his website and Twitter profile.

(Via: Dorkly, Paul Westover)

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