Have you ever wondered what the sex lives of Disney characters look like? Yeah, me neither. Well, just because no one asked doesn't mean the Internet won't answer! Recently, Dorkly illustrator Paul Westover imagined what some of our favorite Disney movies would look like if they had included some erotic scenes. It comes as a shock to absolutely no one that these movies are better left sexless.
Here are his cartoons showing what it would look when the children's movie stops and the animated Disney characters do the dirty:
Beauty and the Beast
It looks like Lumiere and Babette's love is just too hot to handle!
Elsa is adventurous, I'll give her that.
Sorry, Magic Carpet, it looks like you're going to have to go in for some dry cleaning.
Probably pretty awkward for Herc to walk in on his dad with Leda like that.
The Little Mermaid
After getting married, Ariel still had a brief adjustment period to permanently becoming a human.
I always suspected there was something fishy going on with that mirror...
Keeping Tarzan house trained was a struggle enough!
Thanks for the laugh, Paul and Dorkly! Even though I never particularly wanted these images to exist, and the fact that I'm mildly concerned for the mental state of the person that came up with these concepts, they were definitely funny. Not to mention, they made me incredibly thankful that the movies were left with a hard G-rating.